If anything can go wrong, it will):
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most
damage will be the one to go wrong
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something
Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse
Enough research will tend to support whatever theory
In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right ... something is wrong
Nothing is as easy as it looks
Everything takes longer than you think
Every solution breeds new problems
A falling object will always land where it can do the most damage
it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening
Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her
If the person isn't taken, there's a reason
If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid
If you're running late the bus will be too
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