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عرض للطباعة
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Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday.
Look at his excitement.
This kid is my hero ^^.
Wedding Joke
A bride thought it would be
funny to play a joke on her
future husband. However,
the priest who was
conducting the wedding
ceremony did not think it
was funny. Ana Müller, 27,
was going to marry Helmut
Dietrich, 29, at a castle in
Austria. But when the priest
asked her, “Do you take this
man to be your lawfullywedded
husband?” She
replied, “I don’t” (instead
of the customary “I do”).
Unfortunately, under
Austrian law, if either person
replies in the negative, the
wedding is cancelled. This
is supposedly to prevent
forced marriages. “We had
to send all our guests home,”
Ana said.
^ :smile (77):
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It is all about money
^_^
اقتباس:
المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة بحر الأماان
:smile (34):
^
I posted this when I was hungry
I had the same feeling ^^
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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet
Library Idiot
An idiot walks into a library. He
goes up to the counter, slams
down a book and screams at
the librarian, “This is the worst
book I’ve ever read!”
“Oh, really,” says the librarian.
“What’s wrong with it?”
“It has no plot and far too
many characters,” the idiot
explains.
And the librarian looks up and
calmly remarks, “So, you’re
the one who took our phone
book.”