[color=#144273][align=left]!Come on! Open it
The followin is a conversation in an expensive shop
.........in London. A man and a woman walked in and
?Salesman: Can I help you
.Woman: Yes, we're looking for a watch. It's for me
?Salesman: I see. What price are you interested in
.Man: The price dosen't matter. But it must be a gold watch
Salesman: Hmm....... something like this, perhaps. It's one
.of your best watches. Made in Switzerland. Fully aytomatic
.........With a calendar and
?Man: It's nice...... but haven't you got anything better
Salesman: Better? Better than this? Well, we have some
Orly de luxe watches........ probably the best watches in
the world. But I'm afraid they're far more expensive than
.......this one. They cost
?Man: Would you show us one, please
?Woman: Yes, could we see one of them, please
.Salesman: They're in the manager's office
......You see, we don't
?Man: Could you possibly get one or two of them now
Salesman: Er..... yes, of course. Would you wait here for
?a moment, please
.He goes to the manager's office and knocks on the door
.Manager: Come in
......Salesman: Mr. Crawford, I have two customers who
!Woman: All right! Hands up! Stand over there
.......Manager/Salesman: What in the world:eek:
!Man: Shut up! And open the safe! Come on! Open it
.Manager: I ......... I can't open it :confused:
.Man: What do you mean? You must open it :mad:
.Manager: You told me to put my hands up
?How can I open the safe with my hands up[/center]
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