Call desk/helpdesk Jokes

Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ..."
Customer No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry ....

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Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?
Male Customer: Hello... I can't print.
Helpdesk: Would you click on Start for me and ...
Male Customer: Listen pal, don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates goddamn it!


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Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...


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Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Helpdesk: Do you have a colour printer?
Customer Aaaah.................... thank you.


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Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter 'a' as in apple, a capital letter 'V' as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?


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A customer couldn't get on the internet.
Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.

Enjoy!

very nice lora


Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...



Thanxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx alot

[frame="6 80"]welcome darling sis lora
thankxxxxxxx 4 sharing us this nice jock
i apprecaite with ur wonderful attitude
keep on my rose
best regards
nosa[/frame]

[Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...


This one is the best
Thanks Lora

LORA Dear

Thank you sister for the laughter you gave us

Hugs & kisses

it's funny


keep up

darling lora

May Allah bless you