coooooooool
i like it soo Thanks Tr Sultan
[align=left]Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee with a caller:
"Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?"
"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
"What sort of trouble?"
"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."
"Went away?"
"They disappeared."
"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
"Nothing."
"Nothing?"
"It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
"How do I tell?"
"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"
"What's a sea-prompt?"
"Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?"
"There isn't any cursor, I told you, it won't accept anything I type."
"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"
"What's a monitor?"
"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"
"I don't know."
"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"
"Yes, I think so."
"Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."
".......Yes, it is."
"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"
"No."
"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."
".......Okay, here it is."
"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."
"I can't reach."
"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"
"No."
"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"
"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark."
"Dark?"
"Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."
"Well, turn on the office light then."
"I can't."
"No? Why not?"
"Because there's a power outage."
"A power... A power outage? Ah, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"
"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
"Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."
"Really? Is it that bad?"
"Yes, I'm afraid it is."
"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"
"Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer."
I hope you like it.[/center]
coooooooool
i like it soo Thanks Tr Sultan
تــفارقــنا فــراق عيــون
لكــن ... القلوب أحــباب .. تمنــيت الســعادة لـــكــ
ولو معــ واحـــدِ ..... غيــــري,,
Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer
so funny
Thanx T . Sultan
I laugh from the bottom my heart
thanx alot
Like moon,
I'm happy to know that you like my post.
Reena,
Thank you for the participation and you're welcome , sister.
حمامة
Thank you for your appreciated presence. Your replies make me more than happy.
[grade="FFA500 FF6347 008000 4B0082"]Thanxxxxxxxxx
it's very funny
May Allah bless you
T.Sultan[/grade]
كل أنثى زخة مطر إما أن تسقط ..في باحة قصر ..أو في وحل قذر
T.Sultan
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
hahhhhhhhhaahhhhhh
really
funny
i like ur jokes
it makes me feel better
keep on brother
استغفر الله واتوب اليه.
ومضة امل ,
You're welcome and Allah bess you ,too.Thank you
a girl ,
Thank you for honoring me by your participation
funny funny funny
sultan
thanxxxxxxx
I realy need 2 smile these days
keep on
التعديل الأخير تم بواسطة ابواصيل ; 27-08-2006 الساعة 02:21 PM
sooooon
ابو اصيل
You're welcome , dear brother. I hope I live up to your expectations. Thank you.
you have a good sense of humor
thank you
It Is Really So Sweet Thanks Brother
سبحان الله وبحمده سبحان الله العظيم
roca,
Thank you for the compliment . You're a wonderful person. God bless ya
friendlyteacher,
Thank you for honoring me by your participation. God bless ya
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