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    We wake up every morning, to the same roof, same room,
    drink the same kind of coffee, go to the same college,
    same school, same job, with our complete health
    then complain about how boring our life is.


    They wake up every morning, to the same roof,
    same gray hospital room, get the same shots,
    same medicine, they can't go outside
    so they look from their windows,
    see you walking so miserable,
    and they look around them and smile
    because they survived one more day..


    So if you're bored next time,
    and complaining about how boring life is,
    stop a second and think about them,
    all those people fighting death, trying new treatment,
    hoping that one day they can live your "boring" life.
    Face your day with a smile, try to give hope
    and pray for them ,try to work hard enough
    to live the best day just like it's the last one..

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    so interesting
    Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanx for all

    I've enjoyed reading yours>>.
    "ربنا آتنا في الدنيا حسنة
    وفي الآخرة حسنة
    وقنا عذاب النار "

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    اقتباس المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة شَهْقَة شَجَن مشاهدة المشاركة
    so interesting
    Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanx for all

    I've enjoyed reading yours>>.
    شَهْقَة شَجَن
    you are most welcome dear
    ^-^

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    THESE ARE SOME FUNNY MISTAKES


    >>


    lf a barber makes a mistake,


    It's a new style...
    If a doctor makes a mistake,



    It's an operation...


    ..
    If a politician makes a mistake,



    It is a new law...
    If a scientist makes a mistake,



    It is a new invention...
    If a tailor makes a mistake,



    It is a new fashion...
    If a teacher makes a mistake,



    It is a new theory...
    If our boss makes a mistake,



    It is our mistake...
    If WE make a mistake,



    It is a "MISTAKE

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    Let's share
    Man: I want to share everything with you.
    Woman: Let's start from your bank
    account.

    LOoL
    0

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    اقتباس المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة ACME مشاهدة المشاركة
    Let's share

    Man: I want to share everything with you.
    Woman: Let's start from your bank
    account.

    LOoL

    0
    hhhhh
    so funny , but these days we can see the opposite taken place
    too



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    I want your phone numbers to improve my language
    and to communcate with you
    التعديل الأخير تم بواسطة ● Ṡeяεиiτч . . ☆ ; 29-05-2012 الساعة 03:36 AM

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    اقتباس المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة الدنيا ساعه مشاهدة المشاركة
    I want your phone numbers to improve my language
    and to communcate with you
    sorry we dont do that here
    you can read our threads
    and If you love
    you can join us and write whatever you like in English
    اللهم اجعلنا نتنفس الرضـــا حبا ...حتى يشعر القلب بالأرتياح

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    .
    This is an extract from Cast Up By The Sea ,a book which I recently came across in our school library
    I greatly admire the language of description used here . They are so magical leaving
    no details unprovided. The scene will be drawn in your mind from the first sentence
    and each new sentence will add something new to that picture .Some of the words are difficult to understand but I think they are important to know . Enjoy reading


    It was a sultry night in August. The day had been oppressive
    it was a dead calm upon the sea, and, as the sun had sunk, a yellowish glare of haze had obscured the horizon, while long thin streaks of fleecy clouds, tinged with vermilion with the sun’s last rays, turned ominously black when the bright light faded. The swallows had been flying so low as to merely skim the ground, and the sea-gulls had been screaming in a wild manner as they followed the shoals of porpoises that chased the mackerel at the entrance of the bay. For some weeks no rain had fallen, and unusual heat had pearched the country . Such was the sunset of the 19th of August , 1971 : the sea and the atmosphere were so
    mingled together that, in the dull twilight, nothing could be distinguished on the surface; but an unnatural stillness pervaded the darkening scene.
    At this time a strange figure sat upon the low garden- wall that overlooked the sea, and, apparently motionless, strove to pierce the mysterious haze that shrouded the horizon. At the first sight it would have been difficult to determine the sex, but a closer examination showed it to be a female. She sat at that giddy height crouched and balanced upon the unstable wall, with her knees close to her thin and scantily-beairded chin while, to steady her position, she tightly clutched her ankles with her long and wiry hands. She wore neither shoes nor stockings.
    .
    التعديل الأخير تم بواسطة ACME ; 01-06-2012 الساعة 07:09 PM

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    اللهم اجعلنا نتنفس الرضـــا حبا ...حتى يشعر القلب بالأرتياح

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    Strange & Funny Questions



    Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?


    Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?


    Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!


    Can blind people see in their dreams? Do they dream??


    Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?

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    Mel Gibson
    he was my best actor I loved his movies
    specially Brave Heart
    it was a great movie
    and I will never forget
    his famous word
    .
    Freedom
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    A Little Supper Joke

    An elderly gentleman of 85 feared his wife was getting hard of hearing. So one day he called her doctor to make an appointment to have her hearing checked. The Doctor made an appointment for a hearing test in two weeks, and meanwhile there's a simple informal test the husband could do to give the doctor some idea of the state of her problem.
    "Here's what you do," said the doctor, "start out about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
    That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he's in the living room. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
    Then in a normal tone he asks, "Honey, what's for supper?" No response.
    So the husband moved to the other end of the room, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for supper?" Still, no response.
    Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, "Honey, what's for supper?" Again he gets no response.
    So he walks up to the kitchen door, only 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for supper?" Again there is no response.
    So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for supper?"
    /////
    ///
    /
    "Damn it Earl, for the fifth time, CHICKEN!"


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    ^
    ^
    She has heard him, loool
    I think he is the one that want to check up
    thanks on this joke
    ^ _ ^
    " أبي النائم في أحد القبور اسأل الله العظيم أن يجعلني احتضنك حضناً طويلاً دافئاً
    ينزع وحشة فراقك الموجعة عند باب الفردوس الأعلى يا أحد يا فرد يا صمد يا الله " .
    .
    كفارة المجلس :
    " سبحانك اللهم وبحمدك ، اشهدُ أن لا إله إلا أنت ، استغفرك وأتوب إليك "

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    ^
    ^
    She has heard him, loool
    I think he is the one that want to check up
    thanks on this joke
    ^ _ ^

    Yes , U R Right
    It seems that he is the one who needs to check up
    Poor Man ^_^ .You are alaways welcome

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    I don't know!
    //
    /
    Teacher: "Ali, what is the past participle
    of the verb to ring?"i
    Ali: "What do you think it is, Sir?"i
    Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"i
    Ali : "I don't think I know either, Sir!"i
    ^_^
    0

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    اقتباس المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة ACME مشاهدة المشاركة
    I don't know!
    //
    /
    Teacher: "Ali, what is the past participle
    of the verb to ring?"i
    Ali: "What do you think it is, Sir?"i
    Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"i
    Ali : "I don't think I know either, Sir!"i
    ^_^
    0
    " أبي النائم في أحد القبور اسأل الله العظيم أن يجعلني احتضنك حضناً طويلاً دافئاً
    ينزع وحشة فراقك الموجعة عند باب الفردوس الأعلى يا أحد يا فرد يا صمد يا الله " .
    .
    كفارة المجلس :
    " سبحانك اللهم وبحمدك ، اشهدُ أن لا إله إلا أنت ، استغفرك وأتوب إليك "

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    Oh How much I hate this act
    How dare you
    hahahahahahaahha
    التعديل الأخير تم بواسطة بحر الأماان ; 19-06-2012 الساعة 01:35 PM
    " أبي النائم في أحد القبور اسأل الله العظيم أن يجعلني احتضنك حضناً طويلاً دافئاً
    ينزع وحشة فراقك الموجعة عند باب الفردوس الأعلى يا أحد يا فرد يا صمد يا الله " .
    .
    كفارة المجلس :
    " سبحانك اللهم وبحمدك ، اشهدُ أن لا إله إلا أنت ، استغفرك وأتوب إليك "

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    اقتباس المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة بحر الأماان مشاهدة المشاركة


    Oh How much I hate this act
    How dare you
    hahahahahahaahha


    I really hate this act
    It gets on my nerves
    esp when everyone
    is silent reading or listening
    and that naughty one is
    is practising his hobby of
    click ...click ....click
    haahahhahaaa


    .

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    A little girl was going to a party and her

    mother told her to be a good girl and to
    remember, when she was leaving, to thank
    her hostess.
    When she arrived home, the mother
    asked her if she thanked her hostess and the
    little girl replied: 'No, the girl in front of me
    did and the lady said "Don't mention it" - so
    I didn't.'

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    THE GENERATION GAP
    The world is undergoing a rapid change. That is, views,
    opinions, fashion, and even traditions are changing rapidly.
    The old cannot adapt themselves to these changes easily.
    They always talk about good old days, and grumble about
    the
    young, which leads to a generation gap. Parents always
    mention the problems of the young. If there is one, then, we
    can say that it is the old who create it. Everyone is of the
    opinion that the young are, after all, human beings-people
    just like their parents. There is only one difference
    between
    an old man and a young man: the young man has got a
    bright
    future before, him and the old one has got a lot of experience
    behind him.

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    Why husbands should not answer


    WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
    HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!
    WIFE: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?'
    HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.
    WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?
    HUSBAND: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.'
    WIFE: 'You would?'
    HUSBAND: .......?
    WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?'
    HUSBAND: 'Sure, it's a great house.'
    WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my car?'
    HUSBAND: 'Probably, it is almost new.'
    WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'
    HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do..'
    WIFE: 'Would you give her my jewelry?'
    HUSBAND: 'No, I'm sure she'd want her own.'
    WIFE: 'Would she wear my shoes'
    HUSBAND: 'No, her size is 6.'
    WIFE: -- silence
    ....... HUSBAND: 'Damn !!





    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL












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    Journey Into Autumn

    Coming south, it seemed the train
    Travelled faster than my watch.
    It was summer in the north.
    Cornfields where the wind had lain
    Still were waiting to be cut,
    Children trailing the afternoon's
    Listlessness behind them found
    The blackberries still tart. But
    Here the fields bear straw-bales strapped
    For winter and the stubble burns.
    The boys have gone now who lounged
    All summer long beside the track.
    Diesels pass unwaved. The last
    Down drifts from willow-herb to find
    A niche for next year's purple
    Flowering. Summer here is past.

    JOHN CHARLESWORTH
    " أبي النائم في أحد القبور اسأل الله العظيم أن يجعلني احتضنك حضناً طويلاً دافئاً
    ينزع وحشة فراقك الموجعة عند باب الفردوس الأعلى يا أحد يا فرد يا صمد يا الله " .
    .
    كفارة المجلس :
    " سبحانك اللهم وبحمدك ، اشهدُ أن لا إله إلا أنت ، استغفرك وأتوب إليك "

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    The story of the Pencil



    A boy was watching his grandmother write a letter.
    At one point, he asked:

    'Are you writing a story about what we've done? Is it a story about me?'

    His grandmother stopped writing her letter and said to her grandson:

    'I am writing about you, actually, but more important than the words is the Pencil I'm using.
    I hope you will be like this Pencil when you grow up.'

    Intrigued, the boy looked at the pencil.
    It didn't seem very special.

    'but it's just like any other Pencil i've ever seen!'

    'that depends on how you look at things.
    it has five qualities which,
    if you manage to hang on to them,
    will make you a person who is always at peace
    with the world.

    'first quality: you are capable of great things,
    but you must never forget that there is a hand guiding your steps - this is your inner self!!
    you are the only one who has control!

    'second quality: now and then,
    I have to stop writing and use a sharpener. That makes the Pencil suffer a little, but afterwards,
    he's much sharper. So you, too,
    must learn to bear certain pains and sorrows,
    because they will make you a better person.

    'third quality: the Pencil always allows us to use an eraser to rub out any mistakes.
    This means that correcting something we did is not necessarily a bad thing; it helps to keep us
    on the road to justice.

    'fourth quality: what really matters in a Pencil is not its wooden exterior, but the graphite inside.
    so always pay attention to what is happening inside you.

    'finally, the pencil's fifth quality:
    it always leaves a mark. In just the same way,
    you should know that everything you do in life will leave a mark, so try to be conscious of that and in your every day action
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