I Cannot Go To School Today

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I Cannot Go To School Today
by Shel Silverstein




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhJH-...eature=related

"I cannot go to school today"
Said little Peggy Ann McKay.
"I have the measles and the mumps,
A gash, a rash and purple bumps.

My mouth is wet, my throat is dry.
I'm going blind in my right eye.
My tonsils are as big as rocks,
I've counted sixteen chicken pox.

And there's one more - that's seventeen,
And don't you think my face looks green?
My leg is cut, my eyes are blue,
It might be the instamatic flu.

I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke,
I'm sure that my left leg is broke.
My hip hurts when I move my chin,
My belly button's caving in.

My back is wrenched, my ankle's sprained,
My 'pendix pains each time it rains.
My toes are cold, my toes are numb,


I have a sliver in my thumb.

My neck is stiff, my voice is weak,
I hardly whisper when I speak.
My tongue is filling up my mouth,


I think my hair is falling out.

My elbow's bent, my spine ain't straight,
My temperature is one-o-eight.
My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear,


There's a hole inside my ear.

I have a hangnail, and my heart is ...
What? What's that? What's that you say?
You say today is .............. Saturday?
G'bye, I'm going out to play!"

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So funny ,she reminds me of myself when I was at her age" I did not like school very much"
but I didn’t have her imagination
it is a great one
loool
And to be honest I still sometimes find excuses for not going to work
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thank you :)

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great thaaaanx

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Very nice
all these terrible excuses I did not do in my childhood but I was act that my stomach hurts or wash my uniform- mariool - at night and leave it in the washer



actually sometimes not all the time

Thank you

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So funny ,she reminds me of myself when I was at her age" I did not like school very much"
but I didn’t have her imagination
it is a great one
loool
And to be honest I still sometimes find excuses for not going to work
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thank you :)

hhhhhh
Not going to work is without doubt
an experience some of us enjoy
to practise from time to time
Nice to see you here again
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