Lovely
Thanks dear
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA:Here it is.
TEACHER:Correct. Now class, who discovered America?l
CLASS:Maria.
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TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?l
FRANK: Because of the sign..
TEACHER: What sign?l
FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."l
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TEACHER:John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? l
JOHN:You told me to do it without using tables.l
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TEACHER:Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"l
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" l
TEACHER:No, that's wrong
GLENN:Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.l
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TEACHER:Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? l
DONALD: H I J K L M N O. lTEACHER:What are you talking about? l
DONALD:Yesterday ! you said it's H to O.l
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TEACHER:Winnie, name one important thing we have to day that we didn't have ten years ago. l
WINNIE:Me!l
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TEACHER:Glen, why do you always get so dirty?l
Glen:Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.l
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." l
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER:No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE:All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."l
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TEACHER:George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? lLOUIS:Because George still had the ax in his hand.l
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? l
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.l
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TEACHER:Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's.Did you copy his? l
CLYDE:No, teacher, it's the same dog.l
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TEACHER:Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? l
HAROLD:A teacher.l
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Lovely
Thanks dear
عفوا ......!!
حتى صمت العالم تبدد .......!!
إلا صمتي في كل حين يتجدد .......!!
U write very nice couple
thanx alot
nice
thanks Um Basma
Children are gift from God
Why didn't you add some jokes made by Basmah????
loooooooooooool
Om Basmah
Thanks
Thank you all. It was my pleasure
I will soon insha' Alaahالمشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة DR AHLAIN
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