what will happen if

[lingo]

What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee ?!



The British : will throw the cup into the street and leave the coffee shop.
The American : will get the insect out and drink the coffee.
The Chinese : will eat the insect and drink the coffee.
The Israeli will :
(1) Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese.

(2) Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.

(3) Accuse the Palestinians, Hizbollah, Syria and Iran of using germ-weapons.

(4) Keep on crying about anti-semitism and violations of human rights.

(5) Ask the Lebanese government to stop planting insects in the cups of coffee.

(6) Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip.

(7) Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and electrity from Lebanese houses and randomly shoot Palestinians.

(8) Ask the United States for urgent military support and a loan of one million dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee.

(9) Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner by making him offer free coffee to him till the end of the century.

(10) Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be standing still, not even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation.

[حمامة]

Lingo


thats right


thanx

[Try To Reach]

Wara wonderful analyses
its almost correct
appreciated my friend

[T.Sultan]

Israel is the core reason behind all the miseries in the world. I really hate this nation badly. Please keep up the good work. Thank you.

[انهار]

[ >align=left]The Arabs will cry on the media condemning such action
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absolutely right [/center]

[Meant To be]

:36_4_12:

You are totally right,
I really appreciate every single word which is the truth that can't be hidden
Great, great and great
Thanks for sharing with us dear lingo

[enigma]

You know dear Lingo

Though I find the Israeli reaction mean "as usual",but I think it's very very clever


Those people are masters in turning everything into their side,they know how to appear as victims