hahahahaha,
So cool jokes
I like them all, and the first one, don't tell me about it,
Which made me laugh the most is the two facroty workers, clever thinking
hahahaha
Thanks brother for sharing'em with us
[align=left]Fred is 32 years old and he is still single.
One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"
Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."
His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother."
A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?"
With a frown on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much."
The friend said, "Then what's the problem?"
Fred replied, "My father doesn't like her."
[bdr][/bdr]
An elementary school teacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school.
"If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I will promise not to believe everything your child says happens at home.
[bdr][/bdr]
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the...
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
[bdr][/bdr]
Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."
[bdr][/bdr]
Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"
[bdr][/bdr]
A: Meet my new born brother.
B: Oh, he is so handsome! What's his name?
A: I don't know. I can't understand a word he says.[/center]
hahahahaha,
So cool jokes
I like them all, and the first one, don't tell me about it,
Which made me laugh the most is the two facroty workers, clever thinking
hahahaha
Thanks brother for sharing'em with us
hahahhahahaa
Thanks alot brother for making us laugh
They're so funny
The elementery teacher reminded me of my students
I used to teach kids before joining the government school
Children do talk about things that happen in their houses
I should have sent that note to the parents hahahahaha
Thanx again
I wish you best of luck
funny as funny can be
cooooooooooool
thanks alot
هــــــــذا الذي أسميتُـــــــــــــــــه منزلي..
كان إنتظــــــــــــــــــاراً قبل أن تدخلي !!
looooooooooooooooooool
they're so funny
thanks bro
Meant to be , Aseel
Thank you so much for your sweet words. God bless ya all.
lingo , prime rose , الغالية
Thank you so much for the participation. May Allah bless ya all . You're so nice.
hahahahahahahahahah
sooooooo funy I liked them all
Thanx T.Sultan
cooooooooooool jocks
Keep on bro
Mr.X
لتكن ارواحنا نقية سامية عن كل ما يخدش نقاءنا
نحترم ذاتنا فنحترم الغير ...
نتحدث بهدوء وعمق...
نطلب بأدب...
نشكر بذوق...
نعتذر بصدق...
نترفع عن التفاهات...
وأن أردنا الرحيل .... نرحل بصمت .
IF yOu caN dReAm it
YoU cAn Do iT
hahahahaha
hahahah
haha
Nice joks
Thanks alooot T.Sultan its so funny
I really Like them all
تــفارقــنا فــراق عيــون
لكــن ... القلوب أحــباب .. تمنــيت الســعادة لـــكــ
ولو معــ واحـــدِ ..... غيــــري,,
[align=left]Reena
Mr.x
Like moon
Thank you so much for reading the jokes. May Allah bless you all.[/center]
التعديل الأخير تم بواسطة T.Sultan ; 05-10-2006 الساعة 06:26 AM
Lole ,
Thank you so much for stopping by. I'm really honored.
I'm grateful for your light topic
Thanks dear
عفوا ......!!
حتى صمت العالم تبدد .......!!
إلا صمتي في كل حين يتجدد .......!!
Enigma,
Thank you from the bottom of my heart for stopping by. May Allah bless you , dear sister.
hi big dad
really it is funny joke
really we need like this tope to keep us laugh
thanks from my bottom my heart
regards
Soooooooo funny
thanks T.Sultan for these moments of laugh
اسومة
You're welcome , dear sister. Thank you for honoring me by your participation.
غاردينيا
You're welcome , dear sister. Your presence in my topics honors me. Thank you so much.
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