Funny Riddles

[T.Sultan]

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Q: When does the (English) alphabet have only 25 letters?
A: At Christmas time, because it is the time of Noel. (No L)

Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
A: A blackboard

Q: What happens when "you" and "I" are gone?
A: Only 24 letters are left. (you=the letter "u" and I the letter "i".)

Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors?
A: A piano.

Q: What has 6 eyes but can't see?
A: 3 blind mice.

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!

Q: What are two things people never eat before breakfast?
A: Lunch and supper.

Q: Why did the man throw his watch out of the window?
A: He wanted to see time fly.

Q: What can't be used until it's broken?
A: An egg.

Q: Why is number six afraid ?
A: Because seven eight nine (seven ate nine)

Q: What did number 1 say to 7?
A: Nice hair

Q: "What letter of the alphabet is always waiting in order?"
A: "The Q. (queue)

Q: Why did the student take a ladder to school?
A: Because he/she was going to high school!

Q: Which is faster, heat or cold?
A: Heat, because you can catch a cold. [/grade][/center]

[lole]

nice

I like it

thanx bro

[T.Sultan]

Lole ,


You're weclome . Thank you for honoring me by the participation. God bless you , sister.

[Aseel]

Thanx brother for drawing a smile on our faces





Wish you the best

[cute dream]

woooooooooooooooooooooow
funny
thanks so much

[T.Sultan]

Aseel ,

You're welcome , dear sister. Your participations make me feel happy. I'm greatly honored by your participations in my topics. May Allah domicile you paradize.

[T.Sultan]

cute dream ,

Thank you for stopping by. May Allah bless you.

[أسومة2]

really it is nice
thanx for nice subject
we waiting yours subject

[enigma]

Why is number six afraid? o

I found the answer peculiar and very funny


Thanks dear for the laughter you gave us

[Meant To be]

lol,

Q: "What letter of the alphabet is always waiting in order?"
A: "The Q. (queue)

It's gonna wait for so long

Thanks you funny guy

All the best

[T.Sultan]

اسومة ,

I'm really honored by your participation . I think you'll be a member of high importance in this forum. I welcome you to share with us every thing we post in this section of the forum. Have a nice day.

[T.Sultan]

Enigma ,

I , too, found it peculiar and laughed to death. Thank you for participating in the topic. May Allah domicile you paradize.

[T.Sultan]

Meant to be ,

Thank you from the bottom of hear for you instant replies. You're a real good guy. God bless ya , dearst friend.

[أسومة2]

اسومة ,

I'm really honored by your participation . I think you'll be a member of high importance in this forum. I welcome you to share with us every thing we post in this section of the forum. Have a nice day.

inshalla i will be as you say couse this forum and all the member is beautiful
i feel all you as my familiy