Wife & Chwening gum hhhhhhhhhh

**T.Sultan** · 29-11-2006, 03:17 PM

Dear ,

Thanks to "Aseel and j.j" and women in general , a guy could write one of the best jokes ever . So please guys , do thank all the women in the world for they inspire others to write what makes our day full of joy and laughter.

What is the similiarity between chewing gum & wife ?

Both are sweet at the begining , become tasteless, shapeless and sticky in the end !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Aseel** · 29-11-2006, 06:56 PM

First

you're most welcome brother

Second

hhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I wasn't intending to laugh but I just couldn't hold it

That's not true <<<<<<<<<< Women are the sweetest, lovliest, cutest creatures on earth

hey

Can you live without us

then

Why do u bother urselves, guys, looking for your match if you know that they'll become shapless and sticky at the end>>>> lol

**J.J** · 30-11-2006, 04:02 PM

hhhhhhhhhh ....

You're welcome dear brother ...

I admit that I couldn't prevent my self from laughing ... hhhhhhh

Aseel do you think that we are really sticky ????

Dear brother .... believe me .. Women ARE the timeless inspiration for most of the greatest & lovliest things in the world ... you can never live without us around ..to isnpire you & to make your lives just happier ....

Any way ... thanks a lot T.Sultan 4 your funny & sweet joke ....

**T.Sultan** · 30-11-2006, 04:21 PM

Aseel & j.j

Thank you for reading the joke. Believe me , without you there's nothing. Please, enjoy your day to the fullest.

**enigma** · 30-11-2006, 04:22 PM

You know what Sultan

I can feel that you don't share the same narrow and poor mentality of this joke's teller

I'm saying this cause your way too high to believe in such nonsense

Pretty sure that you wrote it just to tease us

Am I mistaken? o

I hope I am not

**ام بسمه** · 30-11-2006, 05:01 PM

mmmmmmmmmmm
I'm here
Sultan you've put yourself in a baaaaaaaad situation when you wrote this joke

They're the best thing that's ever happened to any man

I'll tell all the women that I know and ask them to come here and start a war

**محمدحسسن** · 30-11-2006, 07:31 PM

They always sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

**شمعة غلاي** · 30-11-2006, 07:34 PM

its a abad joke
hhhhhhhhhhh
I don't agree with you Sultan

i want to kill u but not now

see u

**Salsa** · 01-12-2006, 09:30 AM

Womens are the Test of life

allow me to say . . . Men can`t live with out us ??

You Know , my brother was making fun about us ( Women ) two days ago

He said Womens Love to wear Make up
What the point ???

Well you know What I did say ??!!

Men are the one who ask for it not us in the first place

No conaction between the two right

Right There are !!!!

HeHe

I`m not mad I`m just making my point clear

Why all of you Men Like to teas women in the first place

The only thing That I asure frome it is

You alll Neeeeed us even if we make life hard or easy

You all need Us

Hahahahahaha

This is for you T. Sultan
:36_4_12:

**T.Sultan** · 01-12-2006, 05:49 PM

Enigma ,

I think you're one of those who know me well. Dear sister, the joke was posted just for the sake of bringing a smile to members' faces .

Thank you sister and be assured that you're not mistaken.

**T.Sultan** · 01-12-2006, 05:55 PM

ام بسمة ,

You see !! You always look for wars and agnoy . Sister , We , men , look for peace and tranquality . Our motto is : no wars , no tears and no women either hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . Thank you dear sister for reading the joke .

**T.Sultan** · 01-12-2006, 05:57 PM

محمد حسن

Thank you for passing by.

شمعة غلاي

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh You vampires ..... After your reply , I can say the joke is not fictional hhhhhhhhh. Thank you dear sister for participating in my topic.

**T.Sultan** · 01-12-2006, 06:00 PM

Salsa ,

You're most welcome dear sister. I really laughed a lot when I read your reply because you made my head keep spinning hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . Thank you sister for reading and participating in the topic. May Allah bless you with health and happiness.

**Mr.X** · 02-12-2006, 04:00 AM

WooooooooooooooooooW

Who wrote this

He must get the Nopel Prize

Sorry girls

sometimes truth is painfull

POWER TO THE MEN
POWER TO THE MEN
POWER TO THE MEN
POWER TO THE MEN

hahahahahah

just kidding girls......No heartfeeling

Mr.X

**هبله عنقلنزي** · 02-12-2006, 08:43 PM

T.sultan

i dont agree with you

women are the best thing in life

can you live without woman?????

**ميس** · 03-12-2006, 05:59 PM

This is an injustice therefore we'll help you to know the truth
if we are like chewing gum

look at the mirror please

to know that you are in fact glue

In spite of this, we will remain the most beautiful roses in your desert
And we will remain together in the pink Empire

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

**miss cow** · 03-12-2006, 06:13 PM

come on girls he said about a 100 times that he just wanted people to smile so give him a break :)
so t sultan dont mind them keep on making other people smile :) because you sure made me smile

**Aseel** · 03-12-2006, 07:02 PM

T. Sultan

hhhhhhhhhhh

It seems that you have put yourself in a trouble

Do you know that Om Basma has alreaty posted a thread in Rawdat Al Akhwat inviting all the women to join the war against you

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hey, let me tell you something, remember when we were thinking of something to imcrease the number of the participants here in the club

It seemsthat your post works very well hhhhhhhh

It's attracting the other members to participate

O.K

Here

Listen women, stop this war against our dear supervisor

Om Basma will kill me for betraying her hhhhhhh

I'm afraid that he'll change his mind about getting married

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

**ام بسمه** · 03-12-2006, 07:15 PM

Well done farashaaaaaat I appreciate what your doing
Aseeeeel what’s wrong with you ???
You are either with us or against us
It seems like world war 3
How do you feel T sultan ( Sorry nothing personal )

**Salsa** · 04-12-2006, 02:39 AM

HeHe in the road

To world war 3

Um Basma And Farashat I`m with you

With all my recpect Tr. Sultan

We`r ganna take you this time

Aseeeel Honey Sweety

Stay with us !!!

all the people in this beloved Club

We`r just Kidding

Tr.sultan I`know What you meant after all your not that stupd to Make all the women in the club get Mad

spically UM BASMA

God bless you all

:36_4_12: :36_4_12:

**Romanciah** · 04-12-2006, 03:06 AM

No comment >>>>>>>>> becouse I know how I am ---------and

T. Sultan waiting us for take our right

That will be soon

Thannnnnnnnnnnnnnks for every thing

**Aseel** · 04-12-2006, 11:08 AM

You've brought it to yourself T. Sultan hhhhhhh

Keep posting such topics coz it's working well>>> getting more members to participate in the English Club

hhhhhhhhhhhh

Hey

Don't forget to check this post, Mukhayam 15 wa moghamrat banat al rawda, in Al Istraha

for they burned your tent, if u have one, and were intending to burn your car hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Om Basma

I'm afraid ifI joined you, T. Sultan would kick me out of the club and remove all my posts to the archive

hhhhhhhhhhhhhh

**enigma** · 04-12-2006, 02:14 PM

I can see that things are really heating up

Sultan

You asked for it

Enjoy the war dear brother

I think it will all stop if you admit ur fault and

**صهيل الأصايل** · 04-12-2006, 04:05 PM

husband & tooth

Both are hard , strong not kind

man with his bad feelings changes woman from a good being to a bad one because he dealls with her without mercy

Exactly as dealing of teeth with gum