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  1. #26
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    [align=left]GOD!! I thought I was entering a war zone !!
    Personally, I think if you can't take a joke, you can't tell a joke. The guy was trying to lighten things up for God's sake!! What even worried me more is the fact that some people tried to show this as a matter of religion and East vs West !!

    Well, to stand in arms with the embattled Instigator, I throw this joke at the ladies:

    A husband and wife entered the dentist's office. The husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible rush. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible."
    "You're a brave man," said the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is."

    The husband turns to his wife and says, "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear." [/center]

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    Good Job

    ,ASTRO
    .GOOD JOB

    .Thanks for being beside me





    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheha
    hohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho


    .I can't stop laughing

    .THANKS A LOT FOR THAT FUNNY JOKE


    .THANKS FOR PASSING BY AND COMMENT
    If things do not turn as we wish, we
    .should wish for them as they turn out

  3. #28
    شخصية بارزة الصورة الرمزية wisam0
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    Instigator


    Dear sometime they do not like to say the TRUTH

    e.g. the real age

    But really I like CHARLES DICKENS
    reply


    Thank you


    by the way am a man

  4. #29
    انجليزي مبدع الصورة الرمزية Instigator
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    Thanks For Being Beside The Truth

    ,wisam0
    .yes, it is the TRUTH that they can bear





    THANKS FOR YOUR COMMENT AND PASSING BY
    If things do not turn as we wish, we
    .should wish for them as they turn out

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    ohhhh my god

  6. #31
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    Thumbs up ????What do you mean

    النمور
    .I know it has been a serious conflict
    I meant it as funny joke including
    the truth but they considered it
    !!!!!!as an offense
    ?????I really do not know why
    ,Anyway
    ????what do you mean
    ????Do you agree or disagree
    ????Is the truth or not

    .I am waiting your reply
    .So, feel and speak free


    Best regards
    If things do not turn as we wish, we
    .should wish for them as they turn out

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    مشاركة: Kinds of Woman

    Hello everyone
    I'm sure that I'm too late to participate but honestly I'd like to
    first of all.... I think this is a truth in a way or another
    and even if Instigator's words were wrong....no need for insulting each other
    you all know that men cannot live without women despite thier ages and vice versa
    so girls don't worry and don't take it seriously
    "ومن يتق الله يجعل له مخرجا
    ويرزقه من حيث لا يحتسب
    ومن يتوكل على الله فهو حسبه"

  8. #33
    مميز الصورة الرمزية SuPeRLaRk
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    مشاركة: Kinds of Woman

    hi my dear
    FROM MY OPINION IT IS THE TRUTH,
    BECAUSE IT TALKS ABOUT THE BUATY OF THE WOMAN THAT SHE LOSTS IT WHEN SHE GROWS UP.

    NOTHING ELSE

    WHY THE WOMEN ANGRY

    THE RESPECT FOR THE WOMAN WILL STILL UNTILL SHE BECOMES 199 YEARS AND FOREVER. AS MOTHER, SISTER, WIFE,,,,

    WE LOVE THEM VERY MUCH
    التعديل الأخير تم بواسطة SuPeRLaRk ; 27-11-2005 الساعة 02:41 AM

  9. #34
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    مشاركة: Kinds of Woman

    [align=left]

    Hi brother


    I just want to comment


    What has been mentioned by my brother Instigator is a JOKE....


    Usually,when people say things contradict facts are considered jokes

    as he said:

    I always take in cosideration LOVING WOMEN because I have a mother

    Yes We Do respect woman ....But we enjoy teasing>>> joking (no more) o.o

    So please you all(members)male/female we still brothers and sister

    and never get angry of each other

    WE ARE A FAMILY


    Instigator



    Finally, I am so sorry of being RUDE


    My brother they said


    HOW RUDE!!!!!!!!!!!

    Is the topic!!!!!!!!!!

    You are Not rude....What They ment is the topic itself

    Instigator....Don't stop until you reach

    ;
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    7
    7

    a woman who stop you loooooooooooooool


    Thank you very much
    [/center]




  10. #35
    كبار الشخصيات الصورة الرمزية Abo Lama
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    مشاركة: Kinds of Woman



    instigator










    we missed u brother

    plz dont take it for long


    على قدر أهل العزم تأتي العزائم
    وتأتي على قدر الكريم الكرائـم
    ;;;
    وتكبر في عين الصغير صغارها
    وتصغر في عين العظيم العظائم
    ;;;

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    what is the secret of no.8

  12. #37
    مميز الصورة الرمزية miss beauty
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    اقتباس المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Instigator
    [align=left].I think that you are upset
    .It is the truth
    ,So, you should face it as it is
    .even when it is RUDE
    [/center]

    Thanks god i'm just 16 ... Now im right because i hate when people make me look older ... By saying u look that u are in the university...
    Butterfly wings & pretty things that's what i'm made of ...

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    مشاركة: Kinds of Woman

    [align=left]Hello every body. I read the selly topic that Mr. Instigator wrote
    He said that it was the truth about women.Hah!
    Well let me remind U Mr. that your mother is a woman,your sister is a woman and your dauhgter (if U have one) is or will be a woman one day . And that's the truth
    .[/center]
    التعديل الأخير تم بواسطة Instigator ; 10-12-2005 الساعة 02:44 PM

  14. #39
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    Hello everyone
    .Hello, dear


    I'm sure that I'm too late to participate
    .Late is better than never


    but honestly I'd like to
    first of all.... I think this is a truth in a way or another
    and even if Instigator's words were wrong....no need for insulting each other
    .That's what I was talking about
    .I meant it as a joke but they got me wrong


    you all know that men cannot live without women despite thier ages and vice versa
    so girls don't worry and don't take it seriously
    .That is really right
    .We care for each other, men and women

    ,Dear member smily face
    .thanks a lot for you nice and fair comment


    التعديل الأخير تم بواسطة Instigator ; 10-12-2005 الساعة 12:36 PM
    If things do not turn as we wish, we
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    hi my dear
    FROM MY OPINION IT IS THE TRUTH,
    BECAUSE IT TALKS ABOUT THE BUATY OF THE WOMAN THAT SHE LOSTS IT WHEN SHE GROWS UP.
    NOTHING ELSE
    .That is it
    Alos, it is a joke


    WHY THE WOMEN ANGRY
    !!!!!!!!!!I do not know why


    THE RESPECT FOR THE WOMAN WILL STILL UNTILL SHE BECOMES 199 YEARS AND FOREVER. AS MOTHER, SISTER, WIFE,,,,
    WE LOVE THEM VERY MUCH
    .That is really right

    ,Dear brother SuPeRLaRk
    .thanks a lot for your comment

    If things do not turn as we wish, we
    .should wish for them as they turn out

  16. #41
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    Hi brother
    I just want to comment
    What has been mentioned by my brother Instigator is a JOKE....
    Usually,when people say things contradict facts are considered jokes
    as he said:

    .Hi, brother DR AHLAIN
    .Yes, of course it is a joke



    Yes We Do respect woman ....But we enjoy teasing>>> joking (no more) o.o

    hahahaaaaiiiiii
    .Yes of course. We reciprocate respect


    So please you all(members)male/female we still brothers and sister
    and never get angry of each other
    WE ARE A FAMILY
    .Yes, we are


    Instigator
    My brother they said
    You are Not rude....What They ment is the topic itself
    Instigator....Don't stop until you reach

    .I do not care about rude people


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    a woman who stop you loooooooooooooool
    Thank you very much
    LooooooooooooooooooooL
    ,Dear brother DR AHLAIN
    .thanks a lot for your nice and right comment and support



    التعديل الأخير تم بواسطة Instigator ; 10-12-2005 الساعة 01:51 PM
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    38
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    what is the secret of no.8
    LooooooooooooooooooooooL
    hahahahahahaaaaaiiiiiiii


    .I think 8 is a kid


    ,Dear miss hope
    .thanks for your comment
    التعديل الأخير تم بواسطة Instigator ; 10-12-2005 الساعة 01:46 PM
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    instigator










    we missed u brother
    plz dont take it for long

    ,Hey, Abo Lama
    .here I am
    .Thanks for you asking about me
    التعديل الأخير تم بواسطة Instigator ; 10-12-2005 الساعة 01:48 PM
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    Thanks god i'm just 16 ... Now im right because i hate when people make me look older ... By saying u look that u are in the university...
    .Yor are going to become one of these ages
    ^
    ^
    ^
    ^
    ^
    hahahaaaaiiiiiiiii
    .It is a joke


    ,Dear miss beauty
    .thanks a lot for your comment
    If things do not turn as we wish, we
    .should wish for them as they turn out

  20. #45
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    مشاركة: Kinds of Woman


    Hello every body. I read the selly topic that Mr. Instigator wrote
    He said that it was the truth about women.Hah!
    Well let me remind U Mr. that your mother is a woman,your sister is a woman and your dauhgter (if U have one) is or will be a woman one day . And that's the truth
    .Hey, The Revolver
    .I salute you for your silly reply
    .Good and well job
    ^
    ^
    ^
    ^
    ^
    ^
    Clapping


    I do have mother and sisters and I always take
    in consideration LOVING WOMEN because
    .I have a caring and lovely mother

    .So, as long as I am saying the TRUTH, I do not really care

    .In spit of your silly reply, it will remain the bitter truth
    .I want to tell you why your reply is so rude and silly
    Because you jumped many useful topics before this
    true topic and commented on. Also, you wasted your
    .time in writing your silly and useless comment

    Do not waste your time to write such rude and
    ,silly reply. If you have something good to say
    say it. If you do not have so, do not waste your time

    ,If you question a SUPERVISOR in public
    .you are in guilt of breaking the rules
    .So, you may be banned accordingly

    Before you add your reply, read the whole topic
    .and its replies in the hope of understanding it right
    .In other words, it is a joke
    .This topic does not insult or humiliate women
    .You just took it so seriously. So, take it so nice and easy

    .Instigator; English Club Supervisor
    التعديل الأخير تم بواسطة Instigator ; 11-12-2005 الساعة 03:14 PM
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    مشاركة: Kinds of Woman

    Dear brother Instigator

    Haven't I told you once before : " Not to let negative minded people take hold of you with their ideas " 0

    You could've simply ignore such mentality and never answer him or her back

    As his / her first contribution I find it disgraceful to present oneself that way specially if you notice that he / she is a member since May

    One more time I want you to calm down and keep posting your lovely topics

    We truely miss your sense of humor
    عفوا ......!!

    حتى صمت العالم تبدد .......!!

    إلا صمتي في كل حين يتجدد .......!!

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    Dear brother Instigator
    Haven't I told you once before : " Not to let negative minded
    people take hold of you with their ideas " 0
    ,Dear sister Enigma
    .yes, you really have done so
    .So, thanks for your piece of advice


    You could've simply ignore such mentality and never answer him or her back
    As his / her first contribution I find it disgraceful to present oneself that way specially if you notice that he / she is a member since May
    I know that but I hate when this topic is token
    .so seriously or when misunderstanding me



    One more time I want you to calm down and keep posting your lovely topics
    We truely miss your sense of humor
    .Thanks a lot for your nice and lovely words

    Best regards
    Instigator

    If things do not turn as we wish, we
    .should wish for them as they turn out

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    مشاركة: Kinds of Woman

    [align=left]looooooooooooool I love it ................. although I wish it wasn't true but
    Unfortunately it is [/center]

  24. #49
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    [align=left]looooooooooooool I love it ................. although I wish it wasn't true but
    Unfortunately it is
    ,Dear password26
    .I am happy that you like it

    .Thanks a lot for your fair comment and passing by
    [/center]
    التعديل الأخير تم بواسطة Instigator ; 12-12-2005 الساعة 03:07 PM
    If things do not turn as we wish, we
    .should wish for them as they turn out

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