Never Lie To A Woman

**J.J** · 16-04-2007, 11:35 PM

NEVER LIE TO A WOMAN

A man called home to his wife and said,

"Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I've

been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set

out my rod and fishing box we're Leaving From the office & I will swing by

the house to pick my things up"

"Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, she did

exactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish.

But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?"

You'll love the answer...

The wife replied,

"I did. They're in your fishing box!!!” >>>>>> looooooool

Isn't she smart ????

**Wiill Vandom** · 17-04-2007, 12:52 AM

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhha

really very smart woman
hey men don't you ever think that you can fool such smart women
thanx sister for making us laugh

:36_4_12:

**enigma** · 17-04-2007, 01:26 AM

J.J

It's not only smart

It's cunning

No one could ever deceive us

**DR AHLAIN** · 17-04-2007, 08:58 PM

Women are scary when they think about a plan

if they wanna do something

they wiill do it

But

Do women use their mighty power (thinking) for good deeds

I doubt it

:)

J.J

wOnDeRfULl story

I heard one like that but i don't want to talk much :)

THANX

**Aseel** · 17-04-2007, 10:20 PM

very smart

I like that woman >>> I wanna know her husband's reaction after that sentence

hhhhhhhh

Thank you, sweetheart for the light, lovely topic

So happy that dear J.J is back tous :)

**Meant To be** · 18-04-2007, 08:09 AM

Heheheh,

I heard about it before

But you know what sister

I do completely agree with my brother Dr.Ahlain

so thanks for the light story that's it

**J.J** · 20-04-2007, 04:44 PM

will Vandom ...

you are welcome sister .....

I'm glad that you liked it ......

**J.J** · 20-04-2007, 04:45 PM

enigma...

it's really nice to see you here

thak you dear for passing by ......

**J.J** · 20-04-2007, 04:53 PM

Dr. Ahlain

Believe me brother women use their mighty power in good deeds ... I've just gave you a simple example above .....

No one thinks that he can foool us and get away from it .....

Thank you brother for passing by it's really my pleasure to have here ....

thanks again ....

**J.J** · 20-04-2007, 04:57 PM

Asoooolah honey I'm glad to see you here ....

I'm the one honored that sweet Aseel liked the story ....

I wish too if I can her husband's face after her reply ....

it would be something unforgettable ...

thank you sweety for passing by ....

God bless you ....

**J.J** · 20-04-2007, 05:01 PM

Meant to be ...

what do you mean by agreeing {completely} with D.Ahlain ?? do you

wanna start that war again

.....

any way thanks 4 passing by and reading .....

but I hope that you will think agian of what you said

looooooool ....

**مخاوي الدمعه** · 21-04-2007, 02:18 PM

JJ

I like these proverbs which come from women,cause i tried to understand only a woman but
i could not !!!

**J.J** · 22-04-2007, 07:05 PM

مخاوي الدمعه ...

you are welcome brother..

and keep on your attempts to understand women coz when you do you'll find it easier to deal with them ..

thanks alot 4 passing by and reading

my best regards to you

**واحد عسل (king)** · 22-04-2007, 07:14 PM

hahahahahhaahah

good one

**Just.4.ur.iz** · 23-04-2007, 07:34 AM

J J

the topic is as nice as u

thanx dear

**J.J** · 25-04-2007, 06:41 PM

واحد عسل (king)

thank you for passing by and reading brother

**J.J** · 25-04-2007, 06:43 PM

جسووووووته....

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you're welcome dear...

it's nice to see you here honey

thank you for passing by sweety[/GRADE]

**sho24sho** · 11-06-2007, 01:13 AM

great
she is really smart
thanx for this nice story

**Al Sary** · 11-06-2007, 01:56 AM

He he he he he he

I realyy love that kind of smart

She's realy smart& very kind

That gave me million reasons to think in marrige

thanks sis for such story

**Try To Reach** · 11-06-2007, 04:19 AM

looooooooool

I can't believe i'm the last one to reply to
JJ

thats not fair

Your Highness

thank you and sorry for late

you are always in our mind

keep going sister

God bless you

**J.J** · 17-06-2007, 11:54 PM

sho24sho

thanks dear for passing by and reading ...

Al-sary

it's so nice that you liked it ...
thanks for being around here .....

**J.J** · 18-06-2007, 12:01 AM

Try 2 reach ...

don't be sorry ..your presence even if it's late, though it's not, it so speacial ...

so you shaouldn't be sorry brother ...

it's really my pleasure to have u here ...

thanks amillion ...