Kids in school think quickly

[Palestinian Pearl]

TEACHER : Maria, go to the
map and find North America.

MARIA : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered
America?

CLASS : Maria!

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TEACHER : Why are
you late, Frank?

FRANK : Because of the sign.

TEACHER : What sign?

FRANK : The one that says,
"School Ahead, Go Slow."

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication
on the floor?

JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!

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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell
"crocodile?"

GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

TEACHER : No, that's wrong

GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but
you asked me how I spell it!

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TEACHER : Donald, what is
the chemical formula for water?

DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!

TEACHER : What are you talking about?

DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to
O!

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TEACHER : Winnie, name one important
thing we have today that we

didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE : Me!

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TEACHER : Goss, why do you
always get so dirty?

GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer
to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER : Millie, give me
a sentence starting with "I."

MILLIE : I is...

TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I
am."

MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter
of the alphabet."

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TEACHER : Can anybody give
an example of COINCIDENCE?

TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his
father's cherry

tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father

didn't punish him?"

LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.

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TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell
me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON : No sir, I don't
have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER : Clyde, your composition
on "My Dog" is exactly the same as

your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, teacher, it's
the same dog!;

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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps
on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD : ( A teacher )


looooooooooooooooooool

[marygain]

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they are soooo funny

thank you honey[/GRADE]

[Palestinian Pearl]

hi honey!

I'm glad to see you here and to make you laugh

Thanks for your quick replay

with my love

[Crazy Teacher]

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come on friends ... clap for this fantastic girl

thanks honey 4 your efforts

[/GRADE]

[روعة العمر]

thanka dear

[Aseel]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhh



They're so cute with their innocent answers


Just look at their answers

Aren't they reasonable

lol



You know

I used to teach 7 year- old boys


I had the most wonderful time with them :)


Teaching them was a challenge :)

[Palestinian Pearl]

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come on friends ... clap for this fantastic girl

thanks honey 4 your efforts

[/GRADE]

you are embarrassing me



I can`t thank you enough

Mnany thanks for encouraging me

nice replay

with all due respect ,

thanka dear

You're very welcome my dear sister

many thanks for your passing by



with my best wishes,

your sister,

[Palestinian Pearl]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhh



They're so cute with their innocent answers


Just look at their answers

Aren't they reasonable

lol



You know

I used to teach 7 year- old boys


I had the most wonderful time with them :)


Teaching them was a challenge :)

hehehehehehehehe

very nice to teach such brilliant boys with quick answer :)

My dear teacher,

I'm very proud of your presence and comment

many thanks for passing by

and please keep in touch

with my best regards,

your sister,

[enigma]

How nice and sweet they are



Thanks sis for sharing them

[ترغيب]

hahahahahahahahahah


that is very nice topic

thank you my dear pearl

[Palestinian Pearl]

my dear teacher

&

dear sister

you're very welcome

I'm glad to made you smile

thanks very much for being here

with my love

[Wiill Vandom]

Wo0o0oW
so cute
so funny
and so nice to have you among us
dear sister
Thanx a lot

[Palestinian Pearl]

Dear sister,

most welcome

D:

thanks for being here

delighted by your presence

many thanks

your sister,

[Try To Reach]

TEACHER : Maria, go to the
map and find North America.

MARIA : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered
America?

CLASS : Maria!

loooooooooooooool
Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai
mwah mwah mwah



thats was really really funny

thanx a lot sister

you are so sweet

[Palestinian Pearl]

most welcome sir

I'm glad you like it

many thanks sir for your replay

with all due respects,

[Palestinian Pearl]

most welcome sir

I'm glad you like it

many thanks sir for your replay

with all due respects,

[Meant To be]

Really funny and innocent answers


Thanks sister for sharing'em with us

[little angel 14]

you make me lough in a bad moment
thanxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[Palestinian Pearl]

Really funny and innocent answers


Thanks sister for sharing'em with us

most welcome my brother

thanks for passing by

you make me lough in a bad moment
thanxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hello, sweetie!

How I missed you soooooo much !

my lovely sister.

May Allah keep your pleasant smile on your cute face all life

sweety,

I'm very glad by your replay

How nice to have a sweet sister just like you!

with my love,

[ام بسمه]

Ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa
Kids really think quickly and funny
Thanks for the smile I've got from you