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[GLOW="CC0099"] Crazy people talk[/GLOW]


A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.

Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red .

The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"
Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"




An elderly gentleman of 85 feared his wife was getting hard of hearing. So one day he called her doctor to make an appointment to have her hearing checked. The Doctor made an appointment for a hearing test in two weeks, and meanwhile there's a simple informal test the husband could do to give the doctor some idea of the state of her problem.

"Here's what you do," said the doctor, "start out about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen making dinner, and he's in the living room. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."

Then in a normal tone he asks, "Honey, what's for supper?" No response.

So the husband moved to the other end of the room, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for supper?" Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, "Honey, what's for supper?" Again he gets no response.

So he walks up to the kitchen door, only 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for supper?" Again there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for supper?"

"Damn it Earl, for the fifth time, CHICKEN!"

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asalam alikom
those people are more than crazy
the didnot have minds
hah ah ahhaha ha
thanx

[Meant To be]

Nice jokes sister

Thanks

[like Moon]

They are really crazy people
nice topic
thank u dear sis

[enigma]

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Though the second one is repeated


But the first one is new and very funny


Thanks sweetie

Keep smiling

[Palestinian Pearl]

as my sister Marygain said

I laugh crazily

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

thanks dear for nice jokes :)

[Try To Reach]

loooooooooool

their supper was chicken as ours loooooooooool

hehehehehe

but never mind faifth or 1000000th

loooooooooooool

thanx sister

[Aseel]

hhhhhhhhhh


I liked the first one


They might be insane but I find them so innocent


hhhhhhhhhh


Thanks alot for sharing them with us

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asalam alikom
those people are more than crazy
the didnot have minds
hah ah ahhaha ha
thanx

[GLOW="CC3399"]you are welcom for your comment[/GLOW]

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Nice jokes sister

Thanks

[GLOW="CC9900"]you are welcom my brother[/GLOW]

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They are really crazy people
nice topic
thank u dear sis

[GLOW="FF6600"]I like to see you in my topic
thanks honey[/GLOW]

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Though the second one is repeated


But the first one is new and very funny


Thanks sweetie

Keep smiling

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you are welcom my dear
your passing and replying please me...........[/GLOW]

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as my sister Marygain said

I laugh crazily

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

thanks dear for nice jokes :)

[GLOW="66CC00"]thanks honey for your passing

and iam glad to make you laugh crazily[/GLOW]

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loooooooooool

their supper was chicken as ours loooooooooool

hehehehehe

but never mind faifth or 1000000th

loooooooooooool

thanx sister

[GLOW="00CCCC"] l like to see you in my topic
thanks alot dear for your comment[/GLOW]

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hhhhhhhhhh


I liked the first one


They might be insane but I find them so innocent


hhhhhhhhhh


Thanks alot for sharing them with us

[GLOW="993399"]yes you are right they are so innocent and dont know
how to deal with people
thanks alot sis for your comment.....your passing please me alot[/GLOW]

[habeeb]

its sooooooo hard but thanks sooooooo much

God bless you

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its sooooooo hard but thanks sooooooo much

God bless you

Thank you 4 your participation

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very funny
thanx honey for sharing them

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