~ Definitions ~

[J.J]

Here I have some definitions 4 U .. some how they are true ...
Hope you'll like them ...




School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.


Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.


Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.


Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her masters.



Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.


Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the
minds of either"


Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught


Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections, and your
Confidence after.


Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.



Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.


Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions

[زهرة وفى]

oh , darling


J.J
hahahaaaaaaaaa


a mazing definitions

thanks you darling

accept my passing

[enigma]

J.J

As usual you bring laughter to us and enjoy to draw a smile on our faces

Thanks my sweet sister ,I loved them all and this the most


A criminal: A guy not different from the rest.......except that he got caught
Ohh dear how many loose free criminals do we have

[Wiill Vandom]

Thanx honey for the lovely and funny definitions
I liked them

[J.J]

Look who's here?

زهرة وفـــى


it's really nice to see you here in the club ...

thanks sweety for passing by ...

it's my honor to have you in one of my threads ...

thanks again ...

[J.J]

what's that?

two of our dearest supervisors are here ...

lucky me ...

well dear enigma ...

it really makes happy that my threads bring laughter and smiles to my dearest brothres and sisters here ..

thank you honey for passing by ...

and anothre thanks 4 ur sweet words ..

[Meant To be]

They're somehow true ones

I really do agree in such definitions


Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections, and your
Confidence after.
and this one is more than true, don't you think


May God bless and protect you sister, Amen

[J.J]

Dear Willi ...

thanks sweety ..
I'm glad that you liked them ...
thanks 4 passing by & reading ..

[J.J]

Meant 2 b ...

thank you brother 4 passing by ..

May God bless you too ...

[Try To Reach]

loooooooool

I enjoy my Summer in here

such Definitions JJ

thanx a lot sister

[J.J]

TTR ..

... thank you brother 4 passing by ...
your presence is a highly regarded honor ..
thanks agian ...

May Allah bless you & protect you dear ...

[روعة العمر]

nice topic

thanks dear

[J.J]

روعة العمر

you are welcome dear

thankyou 4 passing by & reading

[It's Over]

it is so funny

and new information 4 me

thanx a lot

[J.J]

it's Over ..

thanks for passing by dear ...

glad that you liked them ...

with my best regards ...

[Aseel]

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.


School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays


What a nice coming back especially when you start by a funny nice topic

posted by the cutest girl here


Hi, sweetheart

I missed you so much


They're funny definitions .... هههههههههههه

It's nice to start your day with such a light topic

lol

[J.J]

Asoooooolah honey




how are dear? hope you're doing great ...

we really missed sweety ...

I'm so happy that you liked them ...

thanks dear 4 passing by ...

see ya