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الموضوع: A Woman's Fishy Story

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    انجليزي فعال الصورة الرمزية befor THE after
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    A Woman's Fishy Story

    A Woman's Fishy Story
    ;) :cool:


    A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.

    One morning, the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.

    Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "isn't that obvious?") "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

    "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

    "Have a nice day, maam" and he left.............


    MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

    FINISHED


    PS. I'm pro-women and a very great supporter towards their rights…

    So, please women don't start…

    I'm by your side….always and forever…
    We are all in the gutter
    but some of us are looking at the stars

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    كبار الشخصيات الصورة الرمزية Abo Lama
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    they r really evil creatures


    be aware guys :D

    god job my friend


    keep on plz


    على قدر أهل العزم تأتي العزائم
    وتأتي على قدر الكريم الكرائـم
    ;;;
    وتكبر في عين الصغير صغارها
    وتصغر في عين العظيم العظائم
    ;;;

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    شخصية بارزة الصورة الرمزية اسيــ حبه ــرة
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    wooooooooow what a wounderful woman

    before THE after
    Thank u 4 this great story

    It is the BEST

    ENJOY

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    انجليزي مبدع الصورة الرمزية Instigator
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    .You are such a bad boy
    ?You cannot zip your lip, can you

    Stop talking about women like this
    .because men would be more than this evil stuff

    .So, watch your mouth, brother
    .Thanks
    If things do not turn as we wish, we
    .should wish for them as they turn out

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    شخصية بارزة الصورة الرمزية ابوعلي
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    befor the after

    great topic


    Abu lama

    good comment

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    شخصية بارزة الصورة الرمزية زهرة وفى
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    thanks daling for this topic

    thank you my brother I NSTIGATOR but let him say any thing
    we want to learn how does he think no problem
    i think Abo lama And ali
    take this story as funny
    keep on

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    انجليزي فعال الصورة الرمزية befor THE after
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    اقتباس المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة ابولمى
    they r really evil creatures


    be aware guys :D

    god job my friend


    keep on plz

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    HI ABU LMA

    Sorry, I totally disagree with because they are nice creatures with some kind of evil and evil and evil and evil and evil and evil and evil and evil and evil

    So , please don’t go that hard on these beautiful nice creatures

    TNX
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    ]
    We are all in the gutter
    but some of us are looking at the stars

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    انجليزي فعال الصورة الرمزية befor THE after
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    اقتباس المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة اسيــ حبه ــرة
    wooooooooow what a wounderful woman

    before THE after
    Thank u 4 this great story

    It is the BEST

    TNX FOR NISE REPLYS
    We are all in the gutter
    but some of us are looking at the stars

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    انجليزي فعال الصورة الرمزية befor THE after
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    اقتباس المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Instigator
    .You are such a bad boy
    ?You cannot zip your lip, can you

    Stop talking about women like this
    .because men would be more than this evil stuff

    .So, watch your mouth, brother
    .Thanks



    SO, your're telling me that you care about them more than they do…

    Hehehehhehehehehehhehehhehehehhehehehehhehehhe

    You cant stop me laughing , sorry my friend

    But , I promise that I will BE gentle , nice , sensitive and kind in order not to hurt women

    Does this go with you ?

    I hope so

    TNX
    We are all in the gutter
    but some of us are looking at the stars

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    انجليزي فعال الصورة الرمزية befor THE after
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    befor the after

    great topic


    Abu lama

    good comment

    TNX MY FRIEND
    We are all in the gutter
    but some of us are looking at the stars

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    انجليزي فعال الصورة الرمزية befor THE after
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    thanks daling for this topic

    thank you my brother I NSTIGATOR but let him say any thing
    we want to learn how does he think no problem
    i think Abo lama And ali
    take this story as funny
    keep on
    [color=#144273]
    TNX SIS

    DONT WORRY , I'M ALWAYS BY YOUR SIDE
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    We are all in the gutter
    but some of us are looking at the stars

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    انجليزي مبدع الصورة الرمزية Instigator
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    [QUOTE=befor THE after]
    SO, your're telling me that you care about them more than they do…

    Hehehehhehehehehehhehehhehehehhehehehehhehehhe

    You cant stop me laughing , sorry my friend

    But , I promise that I will BE gentle , nice , sensitive and kind in order not to hurt women

    Does this go with you ?

    I hope so

    TNX
    [/QUOT]


    !!!You already hurt women by such evil stuff

    .It really goes with me if you will keep your promise
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    التعديل الأخير تم بواسطة Instigator ; 14-05-2005 الساعة 04:02 PM
    If things do not turn as we wish, we
    .should wish for them as they turn out

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    انجليزي فعال الصورة الرمزية befor THE after
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    my friend Instigator

    please keep your hair on

    and dont get so pushy

    tnx
    We are all in the gutter
    but some of us are looking at the stars

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