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الموضوع: Women's stupidity

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    انجليزي فعال الصورة الرمزية befor THE after
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    Women's stupidity

    Women's stupidity

    :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.

    Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

    MAN: "Hello"

    WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

    MAN: "Yes"

    WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

    MAN: "Sure, .go ahead if you like it that much."

    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2004 models. I saw one I really liked."

    MAN: "How much?"

    WOMAN: "$60,000"

    MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

    WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

    MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."

    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

    MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up.

    The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

    Then he smiles and asks:

    "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
    [/B][/SIZE]

    [COLOR=
    PS. I'm pro-women and a very great supporter towards their rights…

    So, please women don't start…

    I'm by your side….always and forever…
    [/SIZE][/COLOR]
    We are all in the gutter
    but some of us are looking at the stars

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    مميز الصورة الرمزية daydreamer
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    so funny but i think ur story shows men's stupidity more than women's
    [move=up]
    Daydreamer
    [/move]
    The worest thing in the world is a wasted talent

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    مميز
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    LOL

    very funny


    thanks bro for saying that you are a very great supporter towards our rights

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    انجليزي فعال الصورة الرمزية befor THE after
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    اقتباس المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة daydreamer
    so funny but i think ur story shows men's stupidity more than women's

    WELL, MY FRIEND
    This's your Opinion
    And I appreciate it
    TNX
    We are all in the gutter
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    انجليزي فعال الصورة الرمزية befor THE after
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    LOL

    very funny


    thanks bro for saying that you are a very great supporter towards our rights
    [B]
    ALWAYS BY YOUR SIDE
    TNX
    [/B
    ]
    We are all in the gutter
    but some of us are looking at the stars

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    شخصية بارزة الصورة الرمزية زهرة وفى
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    hi darling

    thank's for the story

    yaaaaaaaaaaah the woman sometimes is stupid
    she is very nice and senstive when she falls in the love
    thank you
    i proud when i read your topics
    we are knowing the men and the women is completed to each other
    and every one need another

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    انجليزي فعال الصورة الرمزية befor THE after
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    hi darling

    thank's for the story

    yaaaaaaaaaaah the woman sometimes is stupid
    she is very nice and senstive when she falls in the love
    thank you
    i proud when i read your topics
    we are knowing the men and the women is completed to each other
    and every one need another

    زهرة وفى

    I'M THE ONE FEELS PROUD BECAUSE PEPOLE LIKE YOU ALWAYS LIKE HIS TOPICS
    TNX SO MUCH FOR YOUR NICE WORDS AND YOUR GREAT SUPPORT
    We are all in the gutter
    but some of us are looking at the stars

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    شخصية بارزة الصورة الرمزية اسيــ حبه ــرة
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    Hi before THE after

    I just think that u hate women very hard

    I won't forgive u.... every topic u write

    ??????is about women... what they did 4 u

    O.K I will thank u this time.. but no more

    How funny I look when I am angry

    Thanks this time

    ENJOY

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    انجليزي فعال الصورة الرمزية befor THE after
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    اقتباس المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة اسيــ حبه ــرة
    Hi before THE after

    I just think that u hate women very hard

    I won't forgive u.... every topic u write

    ??????is about women... what they did 4 u

    O.K I will thank u this time.. but no more

    How funny I look when I am angry

    Thanks this time

    [color=#144273]


    اسيــ حبه ــرة

    OK , NO MORE

    BUT WHY DO'N'T WE TRY TO BEAT MEN

    A GOOD IDEA, IS'N'T IT?

    OK , I WILL TRY THIS TOMORROW
    [/color
    ]
    We are all in the gutter
    but some of us are looking at the stars

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    كبار الشخصيات الصورة الرمزية Abo Lama
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    I'm by your side….always and forever…


    i do really understand ur point ;)


    thank u my brother


    u r topics r more than just amazing

    keep on plz


    على قدر أهل العزم تأتي العزائم
    وتأتي على قدر الكريم الكرائـم
    ;;;
    وتكبر في عين الصغير صغارها
    وتصغر في عين العظيم العظائم
    ;;;

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    .Hi buddy, it is really intresting and funny short story







    .I am going to kill you as soon as possible
    .I am waiting your apology
    ?You really dislike women, aren't you
    If things do not turn as we wish, we
    .should wish for them as they turn out

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    انجليزي فعال الصورة الرمزية befor THE after
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    I'm by your side….always and forever…


    i do really understand ur point ;)


    thank u my brother


    u r topics r more than just amazing

    keep on plz


    [font=Comic Sans MS]
    ABU LMA
    I LIE TO YOU IF I SAY THAT ME MY SELF UNDERSTAND

    WHEN IT HAS TO DO WITH WOMEN PUT YOUR MIND A SIDE AND ENJOY
    THIS IS MY BELIEVE
    [/font
    ]
    We are all in the gutter
    but some of us are looking at the stars

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    انجليزي فعال الصورة الرمزية befor THE after
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    TNX Instigator

    You are such a faithful friend

    about your comment,,,,,, you dont have to because im gonna stop this soon

    TNX
    We are all in the gutter
    but some of us are looking at the stars

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    انجليزي مبدع الصورة الرمزية Instigator
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    Exclamation I am sorry

    اقتباس المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة befor THE after
    TNX Instigator

    You are such a faithful friend

    about your comment,,,,,, you dont have to because im gonna stop this soon

    TNX
    .Oh oh oh, I am sorry because I didn't mean it
    .!!!So, forgive me, please


    I I.........I mmmm I just I..........I

    .No one messes with me
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    .I just want to say
    GET OUT OF HERE
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    :D
    :D :D :D
    :D
    التعديل الأخير تم بواسطة Instigator ; 14-05-2005 الساعة 04:04 PM
    If things do not turn as we wish, we
    .should wish for them as they turn out

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    انجليزي فعال الصورة الرمزية befor THE after
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    cool yor heels baby

    it's not that seroius

    we're just kidding my friend

    dont go that hard on your health

    im afraid you're having a heart attack
    tnx
    We are all in the gutter
    but some of us are looking at the stars

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