cool definitions

[ريما الحسين]

1.
Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper withfire at one
end & a fool at the other

2.
Love affairs : Something like cricket where
one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test

3.
Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her master

4.
Divorce : Future tense of marriage

5.
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of
the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through
"the minds of either"

6.
Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number
present

7.
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such away that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece

8.
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculinewill-power is
defeated by feminine water-power

9.
Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage

10.
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks,nobody listens &
everybody disagrees later on

11.
Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a
feeling you have never felt before

12.
Classic : A book which people praise, but do notread

13.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight

14.
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home
life

[CHARLES DICKENS]

hey Moodie
great definitions
I like these the most
:-

1.
Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper withfire at one
end & a fool at the other

Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage

well done Sweetie

[Aseel]

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks,nobody listens &
everybody disagrees later on

yea, and just the perfect time to gossip


lol




Thanks Moodi for the funny definitions

[البـارع]

Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight

why CURVE

smile is the best way to spread cheeriness


great definitions
thanks Moodi

[alraad3]

they are all great , Moudheeeeeeeeee, thank you dear

[highness]

peace be upon u all


well-done Modi

Divorce : Future tense of marriage

I disagree with you because it is not always true

Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of
the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through
"the minds of either"

this is always true


May Allah reward you

[BloumagrieT]

CoOol dfintions by CoOol MoOoDi

Thanx 4 sharing them with us

But


This ONe

Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home
life

No


Nope


Never


I LoOove My HOME

[ريما الحسين]

soooosoooo : thanks for passing

[MEMOS]

you are smart girl peace be upen you all

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks,nobody listens
everybody disagrees later on& i like the all but i like thise more tha other

[ريما الحسين]

[GLOW="CC6633"]MEMOS >> thanks honey[/GLOW]