!Come on! Open it

[Instigator]

[color=#144273][align=left]

!Come on! Open it

The followin is a conversation in an expensive shop
.........in London. A man and a woman walked in and

?Salesman: Can I help you


.Woman: Yes, we're looking for a watch. It's for me

?Salesman: I see. What price are you interested in

.Man: The price dosen't matter. But it must be a gold watch

Salesman: Hmm....... something like this, perhaps. It's one
.of your best watches. Made in Switzerland. Fully aytomatic
.........With a calendar and

?Man: It's nice...... but haven't you got anything better

Salesman: Better? Better than this? Well, we have some
Orly de luxe watches........ probably the best watches in
the world. But I'm afraid they're far more expensive than
.......this one. They cost

?Man: Would you show us one, please

?Woman: Yes, could we see one of them, please

.Salesman: They're in the manager's office
......You see, we don't

?Man: Could you possibly get one or two of them now

Salesman: Er..... yes, of course. Would you wait here for
?a moment, please
.He goes to the manager's office and knocks on the door

.Manager: Come in

......Salesman: Mr. Crawford, I have two customers who

!Woman: All right! Hands up! Stand over there

.......Manager/Salesman: What in the world:eek:

!Man: Shut up! And open the safe! Come on! Open it

.Manager: I ......... I can't open it

.Man: What do you mean? You must open it

.Manager: You told me to put my hands up
?How can I open the safe with my hands up[/center]

:D
:D :D :D
:D

[enigma]

[align=left]OOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhh dear god
If I could just lay my hands on you I would have killed you
I was really interested to know what's the matter & you surprise me like that
But I liked it
Thanks [/center]

[Instigator]

,Dear enigma
.I hope you are fine now
.Take everything so nice and easy


Anyway, thanks for your
.passing by and telling opinion

Best regards
TrOuBLMaKeR

[درة المشـــاعر]

Instigator

I was engrossed ,reading the conversation
and this was the end

enigma

If you want to kill Instigator I''m ready to help you

[lonliness]

:D Nice one Instigator

:D

[ابوعلي]

loooooooooooooooooooool

[Instigator]

درة المشـــاعر
?you are a bloody thug, aren't you

No matter if you both want to kill me because
!!!!!!!!!!!I will be dead by your soft hands



.I hope you like it

Best regards
TrOuBLMaKeR

[Instigator]

,lonliness
.it has been long time to see you
.I am glad to see you replying to my thread
.Welcome back



.Thanks for passing by and comment

[Instigator]

ابو علي
.thanks for passing by and laughing



Best regards

[wisam0]

loooooooooooool

Instigator



nice

and Thanks

[Instigator]

,wisam0
.thanks for passing by and nice comment

[daydreamer]

guys if Yasser is missed or killed in a suicide bomb accident I AM THE KILLER
gosh what an end u r really trouble maker but not 4 long
say ur prayers daydreamer is coming
hahahahahaha just kidding bro

[THE DARK MAN]

[hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai

so funny

Instigator

.

[Instigator]

,daydreamer
.from now on, I have to take care
.and be aware of bloody killers like you

Thanks a lot for passing by
.and informing me your plan bomb

[Instigator]

,THE DARK MAN
.I am glad to see you here, pal

.Thanks a lot for passing by

[زهرة وفى]

hhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

it's very nice
but i want to learn that i don't a bloodly killer

thanks brother

[Instigator]

,زهرة وفى
.you have a nice and a soft laughter




.Thanks for passing by and comment

[اسيــ حبه ــرة]

Really great

I love it very much

You guys bring somethings I don't know

where did you get it...

??can you tell me or it's a secret

[Instigator]

اسيــ حبه ــرة
.it is not a secret
.Acually, I copied it from a book of mine
.Thanks for passing by and comment