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الموضوع: Funny story {Money} LoL

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    مميز الصورة الرمزية fona_85
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    103 Funny story {Money} LoL

    MONEY

    There was a man who worked all of his life and saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife."

    So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.

    Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!"

    She had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket."

    "Yes," the wife said, "I promised. I'm a good Christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

    "You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?"

    "I sure did. I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check."

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    السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته

    very nice
    Many thanx sis :)
    سبحانك اللهم وبحمدك أشهد أن لا إله إلا أنت أستغفرك وأتوب إليك

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    مميز الصورة الرمزية fona_85
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    Wa3leekom essalam

    thanks Rj-330 for passing by
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    انجليزي خبير الصورة الرمزية CHARLES DICKENS
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    She is definitely clever
    I don't know what would I do if I were in such situation
    ?
    Who knows...he might find a bank in the afterlife world
    !
    Where flowers bloom .. So does Hope

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    مميز الصورة الرمزية ~ | c h a r i s m a
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    it is a nice story

    the woman was clever

    thanks alot fona



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    انجليزي مشارك الصورة الرمزية the smart lady
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    Fona-85 thanx
    my club take this advice: don't be miser , u wil leave all yr money .
    be generious ppplease
    اللهم يا مقلب القلوب ثبت قلبي على دينك

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    انجليزي خبير الصورة الرمزية alraad3
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    thank you , foooona. expressive story.

    if i were the wife, i would not put a cheque in the box. instead, i would put my old shoes inside. these kinds of people don't deserve but this.

    Any way, she was clever and obedient. if your husband was such a money lover, how would you treat him at home. would you love him?

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    مراقب الصورة الرمزية البـارع
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    thanks fona .. we Always laugh with Scrooges' stories, I read "the book of misers" by Al-Ja7edh , it was very funny

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    مميز الصورة الرمزية fona_85
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    She is definitely clever
    I don't know what would I do if I were in such situation
    ?
    Who knows...he might find a bank in the afterlife world
    !

    lol
    I think if he finds a bank , he would keep the check with him

    thanks dear Dickens for passing
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    مميز الصورة الرمزية fona_85
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    it is a nice story

    the woman was clever

    thanks alot fona


    you are welcome Remaz
    I agree with you she was clever
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    مميز الصورة الرمزية fona_85
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    Fona-85 thanx
    my club take this advice: don't be miser , u wil leave all yr money .
    be generious ppplease

    the smart lady

    thank you for the piece of advice

    you are quite right ,, money comes and goes
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    مميز الصورة الرمزية fona_85
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    thank you , foooona. expressive story.

    if i were the wife, i would not put a cheque in the box. instead, i would put my old shoes inside. these kinds of people don't deserve but this.

    Any way, she was clever and obedient. if your husband was such a money lover, how would you treat him at home. would you love him?
    loool you made me laugh alraad3

    your old shoes ??

    hehe

    I think money lovers dont appreciate love or emotions
    coz they care for the materials only
    then, as much as you love them ,,they would make it as a deal of business
    specially these days with the rise of prices
    :)

    any way,, thank you for the lovely comment
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    مميز الصورة الرمزية fona_85
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    thanks fona .. we Always laugh with Scrooges' stories, I read "the book of misers" by Al-Ja7edh , it was very funny

    good choice al-bare3

    I used to read his stories

    thank you brother for passing by
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