Coooooooool Definitions

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Cigarette

A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other


Marriage

It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman

gains her master






Divorce

Future tense of marriage



Lecture

An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of

the students without passing through "the minds of either"




Compromise

The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the

biggest piece






Tears

The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water
power


Dictionary


A place where divorce comes before marriage






Conference Room

A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees

later on



Ecstasy

A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before



Classic

A book which people praise, but do not read



Smile

A curve that can set a lot of things straight





Office

A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life




Etc.

A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do




Experience


The name men give to their mistakes



Philosopher


A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead




Diplomat

A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look

forward to the trip


Optimist

A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not

injured yet"




Miser

A person who lives poor so that he can die rich


Father


A banker provided by nature



Criminal


A guy no different from the rest .. except that he got caught



Politician


One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after

Doctor

A person who kills your ills by pills,and kills you with his bills

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[muhamedr]

so smart dear
thnx

[Nanosh]

[:lost lady:]

Very coool
keep it up dear friend
^_^

[postgraduate]

Sir Hasan

Cool ones brother . Thanks

[rose rani]

they are soooo coool
especially these

Marriage

It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman

gains her master






Divorce

Future tense of marriage



I like them so much

thank you brother for sharing us

[DIMPLES]

very coooooool thanx bro
I like the opposites TEARS and SMILE

THAANX AGAIN

[S..S]

Lecture

An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of

the students without passing through "the minds of either

Compromise

The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the

biggest piece






Tears

The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water
power

Smile

A curve that can set a lot of things straight

Etc.

A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do

Criminal


A guy no different from the rest .. except that he got caught



Doctor

A person who kills your ills by pills,and kills you with his bills


I like all the above ones

but
Optimist

A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not

injured yet"




this one really

made me fall in deep thinking

Bro.Sirhasan

Many Thanks to you

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To all those who passed and commented on my topic

I say thank you from my heart for your nice words

I am glad you liked some of them

At least I made you smile



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[M.o_o.N]

lol what a smart and bold definitions

Good topic brother , creative choice .

Thank You

[The tolerant]

Experience


The name men give to their mistakes

Marriage

It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman

gains her master

i like those
i don't know why
thanks

[كريستاله]

i lilke this definitions

and realy i banefit for this definitions

thank yoooooou soooooo much

[eastrenrose]

very wise lines

thanks for this creative topic

[silent hill]

thanx
u made me change my mind to these words after the def
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