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ENGLISH IS A "STUPID" LANGUAGE !
Lets face it
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England.
We sometimes take English for granted
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that
Quicks and takes you down slowly
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.
If the plural of tooth is teeth
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
If the teacher taught,
Why didn't the preacher praught.
If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?
Why do people recite at a play
Yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and
Drive on parkways
How can the weather be as hot as hell on one day
And as cold as hell on another
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
Of a language where a house can burn up as
It burns down
And in which you fill IN a form
By filling it OUT
And a bell is only heard once it GOES!
English was invented by people, not computers
And it reflects the creativity of the human race
(Which of course isn't a race at all)
That is why
When the stars are out they are visible
But when the lights are out they are invisible
And why it is that when I wind up my watch
It starts
But when I wind up this poem
It ends
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LoooooooooooooooooooooooL
we've already know that English is stupid
?????????but what can we say
Thanks a million dear SuperLark for sharing
every singal word ... I'm truly greatful
ENJOY
,Dear brother SuPeRLaRk
.although, it remains the universal language
.Thanks a lot for sharing it with us
If things do not turn as we wish, we
.should wish for them as they turn out
superlark
i agree with you
and you agree with Bernard Show
anyway thanx
for
a nice thread
THANKS
truthfully
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FOR YOUR PASSING
AND COMMWENTS
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