I found this topic somewhere and I wanted to share with You
I liked it and I think it is funny ,. I hope you like it , too
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: - - -silence - -
HUSBAND: "oh no"
The candle has blown out , extinguished
and darkness shrouded the whole place
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Here and there
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Dear Pink Pen , Nice to see you here
I appreciate your passing and comment
After all , the truth will be out one day
No matter how hard one tries to hide it
May Allah bless you
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The candle has blown out , extinguished
and darkness shrouded the whole place
I hope it will draw a smile on the reader's face
The candle has blown out , extinguished
and darkness shrouded the whole place
Thanks Sir. Hasan
You made me laugh alot.
[GLINT]كل يغني على ليلاه[/GLINT]
O_O Oh my God he already know the next wife lol
That man is filthy .
Thank you brother . Funny joke :)
i think the hasband now almost died
lol
thank you Hassan
من وجد الله فماذا فقد , ومن فقد الله فماذا وجد
The candle has blown out , extinguished
and darkness shrouded the whole place
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