funny jokes over husbands & wives

**hot-meme=girl** · 27-12-2010, 11:17 PM

Hi guys
O my God
really when i read these jokes i just kept saying ,poor husbands, poor husbands
but in our socity we just saying pooooooooooooooor wives

Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me".
Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

Darling,” said the swooning man to his new bride. “Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?”
“Of course, dearest, no trouble,” she said. “But what will you live on?”

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one

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If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep

Friend: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?"
Wife: "I couldn't lift the table."!

** I see your face, when I am dreaming.
That's why I always, wake up screaming

** I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

** "I love your daughter very dearly, sir," said the young man. "I would suffer deeply if I ever caused her a moment's unhappiness."
"You certainly would," replied the father. "That girl is her mother all over - and I should know!"

They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak

Q: How do most men define marriage?
A: A very expensive way to getting their laundry done free

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

hope u enjouy it

**LO butterfly LO** · 28-12-2010, 02:03 AM

its wonderfuland
thank u alot to make me laugh

**إجتماعي** · 28-12-2010, 02:28 AM

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen

for the third year they don't need a microphone
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

misfortune that is true for a majority
LoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooL

SoOoOoOoOoO funny

thanx meme for made me laugh

**Miss-Thought** · 28-12-2010, 05:35 AM

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I like all of them, they were pretty funny

thx meme

**رينادالشمال** · 28-12-2010, 05:52 AM

thank u alot to make me laugh

**● Ṡeяεиiτч . . ☆** · 28-12-2010, 04:13 PM

so funny .well chosen topic
thank you

**hot-meme=girl** · 28-12-2010, 06:12 PM

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة LO butterfly LO

its wonderfuland
thank u alot to make me laugh

U R more than welcome honey

**hot-meme=girl** · 28-12-2010, 06:17 PM

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة إجتماعي

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen

for the third year they don't need a microphone
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

misfortune that is true for a majority
LoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooL

SoOoOoOoOoO funny

thanx meme for made me laugh

U R more than welcome Social