StUp!d @ sMaRt

**محمدالمعشني** · 05-02-2011, 07:18 AM

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly

Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday"

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon"
Pupil : "The moon"
Teacher : "Why"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it"

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested"
Pupil : "A teacher"

Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black"
Customer : "What other colors do you have

Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot "
Sam : "It's a family tradition"
Teacher : "What do you mean"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher"
Teacher : "What about your mother"
Sam : "She's a woman"

Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated"

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BOY : May I hold your hand
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me
BOY : You love me

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve

BOY : I love you and I could die for you
GIRL : How soon

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there

MAN : You remind me of the sea
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting
MAN : NO, because you make me sick

I HOPE YOU LIKE IT,,

MY REGARDS