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  1. #1
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    We(O)man


    1 . (Whatever)Men: What should we have for dinner?
    Women: Whatever..
    Men: Why don't we have Mexican?
    Women: No not Mexican, the last time I got pimples on my face
    Men: Alright, why don't we have Szechwan cuisine
    Women: Yesterday we ate Szechwan , today too?
    Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
    Women: Seafood is not good, I got diarrhea
    Men: Then what do you suggest?
    Women : Whatever..

    2. (Anything)Men: So what should we do now?
    Women: Anything
    Men: How about watching a movie? It's been a long time
    Women: Watching movie is no good, it's a waste of time
    Men: How about we go for bowling, or some exercises?
    Women: Exercise on such a hot day?
    Men: Then find a cafe and have a drink
    Women: I am off caffeine
    Men: Then what do you suggest?
    Women: Anything



    3. (You decide)Men: Then do we just go home?
    Women: You decideMen: Let's take the bus, I will accompany you
    Women: The bus is dirty and crowded.
    Men: OK; we will take a cab
    Women: Not worth it... For such a short distance
    Men: All right, then we can walk. We can enjoy the weather
    Women: I am hungry, can't walk.
    Men: Then what do you suggest?
    Women: You decide
    Men: Let's have dinner first?
    Women: Whatever...
    Men: What shall we eat?
    Women: Anything..



    4. (ANYTIME.)..?Men: At what time do I have to call you
    Women: Any time as u wish
    Men: But last time when I call u in the morning u didn't pick up
    Women: I was sleeping.
    Men: OK; when I try to call you around 11 am u didn't pick up?
    Women: I was shopping with my mother
    Men: So, when I try to call you around 2-3 u didn't pick up?
    Women: I was tired and relaxing.
    Men: Then what about 5 PM?
    Women: I was watching a cartoon.
    Men: So, then why didn't you pick u phone in the night?
    Women: I was studying
    Men: Ok then tell me which time is the most convenience time for you to talk.

    Women:

    Anytime
    .


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    انجليزي مشارك الصورة الرمزية انين الذكرى
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    hhhhh

    It's really funny .. nice conversation

    thanx alot

    يـارَبْ إذا أعطيتني مَالاً فلا تأخذ سَعادتي ...
    وإذا أعَطيتني قوّة فلا تأخذ عّقليْ ...
    وإذا أعَطيتني نجَاحاً فلا تأخذ تَواضعْي...
    وإذا أعطيتني تواضعاً فلا تأخذ اعتزازي بِكرامتي...

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    مميز الصورة الرمزية prettyالسبهه
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    ha ha haaaaaaaaaai

    its funny but wait
    Ejtmai u should punished this time
    I think its the third time u post threat about Womens bothering
    if u look deeply u will discover that the men is more bothering than us

    but in this line
    ?
    Women: I was watching a cartoon
    she likes me




    من جعل الحمد خاتمة النعم.... جعلها الله فاتحة المزيد

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    مميز الصورة الرمزية rose rani
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    Were I to be in his shoes , I would throw her from tall building
    she is a nerve-wreking


    thank you for sharing us

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    its really funny

    but why I can not laugh...??i



    I forgot how to laugh










    I am jocking



    Thank u

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    اقتباس المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة انين الذكرى مشاهدة المشاركة

    hhhhh

    It's really funny .. nice conversation

    thanx alot

    you are welcome

    thanks to be here

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    اقتباس المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة prettyالسبهه مشاهدة المشاركة
    ha ha haaaaaaaaaai

    its funny but wait
    Ejtmai u should punished this time
    I think its the third time u post threat about Womens bothering
    if u look deeply u will discover that the men is more bothering than us

    but in this line

    she likes me
    welcome welcome and welcome pretty
    I don’t intend it because you are our enemy LoooooL course no
    Every body knows the woman are (mother daughter sister wife) oh grandmother
    But this is the reality and you should accept it
    Just kidding
    Now go and watch your cartoon!!

    Thanks for your comment

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    اقتباس المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة rose rani مشاهدة المشاركة
    Were I to be in his shoes , I would throw her from tall building
    she is a nerve-wreking


    thank you for sharing us

    no rose don’t think as a killer you have to be patient as we know you LOOOOOL
    me to I would throw her from a huge building
    thanks a lot for ur comment

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    اقتباس المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة *Sense* مشاهدة المشاركة
    its really funny

    but why I can not laugh...??i



    I forgot how to laugh










    I am jocking



    Thank u


    I will tech you how to laugh
    So easy
    Just stretch your lips (right and left) with cough sound or u can make it as a simple smile>>>>> repeat after me (cheeeeeese)… yes exactly like that .. well done
    LoooooooL

    I am very happy to see your comment
    Thanks a lot

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    hhhhhh

    its really funny conversation
    but am wondering how men tolerate womens answers!!

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    اقتباس المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة محمدالمعشني مشاهدة المشاركة
    hhhhhh

    its really funny conversation
    but am wondering how men tolerate womens answers!!
    I think he has a frozen nerve LoooooooL
    Tnaks Mohamed for been here

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