Typical excuses for not going to work

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“My kids are sick and they can’t go to
school. There’s no one else to look after
them, so I’ve got to stay at home.”

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“My car’s broken down on the side of
the road and the tow truck is taking
forever.”

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“I’ve got to renew my passport. The appointment is for
11am, but it could take a while.”

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“My neighbour’s water pipes have broken and it’s flooded
my living room. I’ve got to wait for the plumber to get here.”

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“I’ve got food poisoning. I think it was that food we ate at
the restaurant we went to for the staff dinner.”

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“My cousin has just gone into labour and I’m the only
person who lives close enough to get her to the hospital in
time!”

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“I’ve locked my keys in the car. I’ve called the locksmith, but
they said that they’re really busy and it’s going to be a while
before they get here.”

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I’ve caught this stomach virus. The doctor says it’s just a 24-
hour one, so I should be in tomorrow.”

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“I’ve got terrible backache and I can’t get up off the sofa. The
doctor’s coming round later today. I’ll let you know how I get
on.”

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“I’ve got an awful migraine and I can’t stand being in the
light. Hopefully it won’t last too long.”

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“I was a witness to a hit-and-run accident and I’ve got to
go to the police station to give a statement.”

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“My accountant has really messed up my tax return form
and I’m being audited. I need to spend the day sorting it
out.”



So, which excuse do you think is the most credible?

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What about people in your work place
What are their usual excuses?


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My kids are sick and they can’t go to
school. There’s no one else to look after
them, so I’ve got to stay at home.”


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I like too much

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My kids are sick and they can’t go to
school. There’s no one else to look after
them, so I’ve got to stay at home.”


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I like too much

It's my pleasure
Thanks for being here

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hahaha really smart excuses
have to tell daddy about them >>>>> hahaha

o.k. as a studient in the UNI the usuall 2 excuses i used to hear from girls per day>>>>> are the driver came late or there was a traffic jam so i missed the class however she didn't come to the UNI at all

thanx sir
may god bless youu

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hahaha really smart excuses
have to tell daddy about them >>>>> hahaha

o.k. as a studient in the UNI the usuall 2 excuses i used to hear from girls per day>>>>> are the driver came late or there was a traffic jam so i missed the class however she didn't come to the UNI at all

thanx sir
may god bless youu

Thanks so much for your comment . Really , the excuses you mentioned are very common . I enjoyed reading your comment
May God bless you

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