Jokes 4 U

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I’m looking for a man with a
wooden leg called Johnson.
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What’s his other leg called






Why is it hard to keep a secret
in the winter
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Because your teeth chatter






What’s the best cure for
insomnia
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Sleep on the edge of the bed
and you’ll soon drop off.





Why are ghosts bad at telling
lies
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Because you can always see
through them




Why can’t you play jokes on
snakes
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Because you can’t pull their
legs.



Why do you ask people
for money when you play
football
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Because I’m a poor player.


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It is a wonderful gift bro, bringing these jokes
for us .
.they make me feel good, they really do
Thank you so much

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They make me full of the happiness


Thanks

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"What’s his other leg called"
man that was funny lool

thank you sir acme
i'll be back with some jokes
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i liked it , hope you'll like it too
Father: Son this time, you have to score 90% marks in your exams.
Son: No father I'll score 100% marks.
Father: Why are you kidding?
Son: Who started?

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It is a wonderful gift bro, bringing these jokes
for us .
.they make me feel good, they really do
Thank you so much

I am happy to read that
Thank you sooo much
BTW
Congratulations on
the new nickname
It is wonderful

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They make me full of the happiness


Thanks

It is my great pleasure

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Why do you ask people
for money when you play
football
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Because I’m a poor player


looool
it cracked me
hysterical jokes bro

Bless U ....

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"What’s his other leg called"
man that was funny lool

thank you sir acme
i'll be back with some jokes
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welcome back MI
waiting anxiously 4 ur thread