DO you yawn in your sleep?

1-It's a fact, taller people sleep longer in bed.


2-Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery
3-Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? Because she couldn’t control her pupils.
4-dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering.
5-He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
6-A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, ‘ No change yet.’ ).
7-A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.
8-A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion..
9-When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
10-Do you yawn in your sleep?
If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.
Alan King
Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Do prison buses have emergency exits?
Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?