قصة قروي

[M.o_o.N]

أراد قروي أن يسافر إلى قريته بأقل قدر من النفقة، فاستشار أحد أصدقائه في دلك فقال له: "أكتب عنوانك على جبهتك، و ألصق عليها أيضا بعض الطوابع، ثم انتظر الساعي أمام صندوق البريد."

ففعل القروي ما أشير عليه به. و أفرغ ساعي البريد ما في الصندوق، و لما هم بالذهاب، قال القروي بغضب: "لم لا تأخدنى معك؟ ألا ترى العنوان و الطوابع على جبهتي؟"

ففكر الساعي قليلا، ثم ضرب القروي على جبهته ضربة مدوية. فقال القروي في غيظ و حنق: "لم ضربتني؟"

فأجابه الساعي قائلا: "أنا لم أضربك، و لكنني ختمت طابع البريد"





A villager who wished to spend as little money as possible on his journey

home asked his friend's advice.

"Write your address on your forehead," he said, "stick some stamps on as

well, then wait by the letter box for the postman."

The villager did as he was told. After some time the postman came along.

He emptied the box but as he was leaving the villager said angrily, "Why

don't you take me with you? Don't you see the address and the stamps on

my forehead?"

The postman thought for a while. Then he struck the villager a

resounding blow on his forehead.

"Why did you strike me?" cried the villager indignantly.

"I didn't strike you," answered the postman. "That was the post office

stamp".

[حــــذيفـــة]

Hi Renoa

first of all

actually i'm just wondering why you are mocking this villager

why did you say a villager ? isn't he a human ?

most of people mock villagers as they think they are foolish , but honestly foolishness comes from towns and it's people

Taha Husain who you just participated by his essay considers a villager .

- - - - - - -

i'm wondering why do people mock villagers ?
have you got any relevent answer ???????????????????
i'm a villager and i'm sorry i'm not gonna let anyone mock villagers again

by the way you translation is a bit confusing as you think in ARABIC while writing

good job dear and i very much hope you stop mocking us because that really upsets me .


i know it's not you fault but you still in charge

[M.o_o.N]

hah???

If villager not villager then who is he suppost to be??


Well, am not mocking anyone here it's just a simple story that I found it's translation and wanted to share it in this forum so nothing PERSONAL here

and if that can make you satisfied am living in a village so am villiager lol but STUDENT one hehe

welcome any time Mr. Critical

^____^

[M.o_o.N]

and by the way this is not my translation

it's my Egyption DOCTOR translation lol

it's not my mistake , am student and remember am still learning from here and there

so don't mock "MY EGYPTION DOCTOR" translation coz he gave me 17 out of 20 in the mid tem exam though my translation is better than his


welcome again

[حــــذيفـــة]

Hi there don't worry dear i'm not angry with you .

if you read carefully you would realize that in last sentence that i just have written

(101) i know it's not you fault but you still in charge

i swear you will be a great English speaker

just keep reading and write constantely

[M.o_o.N]

thank you ^_^


I hust said so because you were talking harshly

I mean in reallllly "High" tone hehe

take care

[حسام III]

thank u
i like it

[:lost lady:]

for god sake it is JUST storyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy,,,,,Renoa keep going and live ur life

[M.o_o.N]

loool

thanks friends ^^
And lost lady

I do nothing better than living lol

[نوووووت]

[M.o_o.N]

thanks you too :D

[عقيـــــــــد القـــــــــوم]

loooool
realy funny
keep it up

thankssss

[M.o_o.N]

Hey there =)
You are welcome

[مهـرة الـروح]

هههههههههههههههههههه

قروي قلتيها....رب ضارة نافعة ذي الطبعة تخليه يتروش......خخخخخخخ

يايلي من احم احم

[M.o_o.N]

مهوره
خخخ مع فيسك يعني القروي مايتروش؟
قلنا قروي مو يهودي لول

[Miss_Noura]

thanx sweety

ذكرتيني بالدكتور احمد عبد السلام
تسلمين حبيبتي

[Miss_Noura]

ٌ

she isnt mocking or making fun of anyone >> it just a story

dont over act Mr. 7othaifah

["أميرة بكلمتي "]

Funny
Thanks

[M.o_o.N]

هلالالالالالالالالالالالا لالالالالالالالالالالالال الالالالالا ^____^

nice to see you here darling :D

thanks mooody dody

اميرة بكلمتي
welcome

[Lancaster]

LOL
It's too funny .

Thanx

[M.o_o.N]

you are double welcome my dear ^_^

[عيسى السلمي]

السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته

[M.o_o.N]

وعليكم السلام ورحمة الله وبركاته

[rose rani]

thank you honey for sharing us this story

[M.o_o.N]

Rose Rani

Welcome darling =)