A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.
He Said : "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!" The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"
Laughter and applause.
A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"
The wife went; "ah!" with shock and rage. Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "....and I can't remember who she was!"
By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water
Moral of the story:
Don't copy if you can't paste!
المحبة في الله نعمة من الله ..
فقد الأحبة في الله غربة ..
والتواصل معهم أنس ومسرة ..
هم للعين قرة ..
فسلام على من دام في القلب ذكراهم ..
وإن غابوا عن العين قلنا يا رب احفظهم وارعاهم ..
سبحان الله والحمدلله ولا اله الا الله
Thanks alot
التعديل الأخير تم بواسطة postgraduate ; 28-06-2009 الساعة 12:50 AM سبب آخر: . All topics and replies MUST be written in English only.
Thanks alot
التعديل الأخير تم بواسطة postgraduate ; 28-06-2009 الساعة 12:50 AM سبب آخر: Arabic language is not allowed in this section .
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don't copy if you can't paste
nice story
thank you so much
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